Mushroom salad it is.
Because they are a fun guy?
Mushroom mushroom
Snake! Snake! It’s a snaaaake.
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
The Devils lettuce will actually cause this.
The devils lettuce is actually just marketing. It’s actually moss of the gods.
lettuce romaine in your heart
They’re gettinh their salad tossed from the looks of it.
I miss the men laughing with salad sub
Mods are asleep post people laughing at salads. Where did I put my sink?
I don’t care where you put it,
let that sink inIf you’re cold, they’re cold.
That’s the salad only surviving strategy, is making people laugh or get eaten.
Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.
What a classic!
Is there a name for this type of meme, a bunch of stock photos doing the same thing.
This implies the girls here are eating a sentient being which is even more disturbing.
The bottom-left lady relishes in this fact.
I mean, eating sentient beings is pretty normal behavior for most humans.
Sticks and stones make break my bones, but vegans aren’t happy and always find something to “offend” them.
I’m not a vegan, but I know very happy ones.
Like with most thing it’s the fundamentalists that take things to far. The happy ones don’t bother you not try to proselytize.
Spitting facts brothers, gimme another fact please.
There is this Dutch guy that had a mystical carnivalesque performance where he was run through with blades. He died by getting too confidant and swallowed a steel spike.
And yet people who talk about them the most seem to critique them for completely aesthetic reasons, curious…
in David Attenborough’s voice “Incapable of movement, the salad’s only defense against it’s only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30’s, is its innate sense of humor…”
in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30’s, is stalking in the shadows. The salad’s only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.
I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet
I am now remembering that one 4chan post where someone dumped their “pregnant women eating salad” collection. No I will not elaborate because there is nothing to elaborate, some folks are just degenerates.
