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This is the most disturbing thing I’ve seen on Lemmy. Like, oldskool I need eyebleach disturbing. Gawd. Why.
I think I’m gonna start working now. You’ve disgusted me that much. I’m gonna stop screwing around and go work. Bleh.
IIRC, this is from Dr. Who(?)
Dr. Who (2005) S01E02, to be exact.
And JD Vance.
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub unto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
Thanks, I feel better.
I will never understand your bizarre culture of ritual genital mutilation, but this is great!
If you do it to a girl it’s straight to prison, but for some reason when it’s a boy they call it tradition
idk it’s just something kinda fun to do i guess
it has something to do with breakfast cereal, the whole story is stupid
What else will they put into skincare products
It happened because an old man during the Bronze Age had a schizophrenic episode and hallucinated god commanding him to cut off his foreskin as proof of loyalty. Everyone just… Went on to humor him I guess and here we are thousands of years later and not much has changed. This is just proof of how traditions can be really stupid.
Not-so-fun fact, ritual circumcision was practiced by many groups in the ancient world. The oldest written account of Egyptian circumcision is from the 23rd century BCE (which predates its use in Abrhamic religions by well over 1000 years).
Why? When did some guy say “Hey! I got an idea!” And everyone else said “Sounds great! Me next!”
I mean, I get the women going along with it, just to see how stupid men could really get, but how did men, who totally ruled the world back then, decide to go along with this?
Like quite a few early religious rules I will never be convinced that it wasn’t just a bunch of dumbass men couldn’t be arsed to keep their junk clean and got infections thus new ritual was born to eliminate the problem.
There are actual sanitary considerations for people who don’t bathe very often.
Realistically, this is how that conversation would go, 99% of the time:
“You might have a problem with your dick later, so let’s cut off the end of it now.”
“Uh, you can just fuck right off. I’ll take my chances.”
Because yahweh likes the smell of rotting foreskins, per his own words.
This means that Abraham made a tall pile in his house of the foreskins from the many people that he had circumcised. He piled them, one on top of the other, in his house and a stream of blood flowed from these foreskins. The Holy One said to the angels: let us go to Abraham’s house to visit the sick. The angels said: Lord of the Universe, it stinks and it is quite repulsive in Abraham’s house, because of the foreskins. God said: in my eyes the smell of the foreskins is much better than the pleasant odors of all the incense, as the verse says, “I will betake me to the mount of myrrh”
Ha! Dodged that shit like neo in the matrix! Also the US is reporting about 50% of males born here aren’t getting mutilated.
Personally, I’m glad they took a little extra off. I’m swimming in dick over here and anything more would’ve just been too much.
swimming in…what!!!
Dick! I just meant that if you added a foreskin, it’d pop out of my pants leg and I’d end up stepping on it constantly.
what is wrong with men these days…
I won’t let you shame me for my massive weiner. I’m sorry.
Ok. Go to the hub, bet you’d get massive reviews
Jesus Christ this thing… it scares me
You’re welcome 😉
Make a couch out if him
Do all Incels go to Heaven?
Moisturize….me
I hope it returns to my body like when the T1000 got to the piece of him that broke off on the car
