15, (I’m a dude)
Got to cradle dem bois
20
20
20
Hindsight is…
Naked
3
This is the way.
Tried 5 but it got too floppy.
2
List is incomplete. It seems to assume a relatively warm climate or expensive use of night-time home heating.
Thus: Long sleeves. Underwear under long trousers perhaps for sanitary purposes, but possibly for comfort.
There’s probably also a few people who have socks they wear to bed if not also blindfolds or old-timey nightcaps, but I get why those things aren’t in this graphic. Lack of long sleeves is more of a head-scratcher.
Solution: more blankets. Where I grew up we had regular frosts all through winter, but I never really went with anything more than 18. 2-3 blankets and a thick duvet does a lot for keeping you warm.
Yeah except it gets that much more difficult to get up when everything around you is fucking freezing.
My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have “emergency blanket” under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.
Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.
So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen
Sometimes when my room is very cold, I sleep with socks on, though the rest usually stays off.
Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.
Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.
leaves the girls belted in
If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.
If I’m ever in a relationship again
I could learn from that optimism.
Sometimes you get tired!
My wife says it’s uncomfortable not having yhem belted in
Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.
18 all night
And all year round, in the UK so it does get cold
Depends. 4 if I haven’t showered, 19 if I haven’t showered and its super warm, 20 most nights.
Does anyone do 5, 10 or 15? They seem weird to me.
4/5
My wife has always preferred 5 while wearing one of my old shirts.
18 or 20.
1
20 always
18 doesn’t matter if it’s hot or cold. Oh and also the fan running on high.
I had to kill the fan. Its been fucking up my sinuses.
Rip hospital fan
I guess no one wears night gowns anymore.
