I am programmed in multiple sausages
“He’s sausage, Jim.”
I’m a sausage, not a brick-layer.
It’s been a long sausage
But my sausage is finally here
I have faith of the sausage
Going where my sausage will take me
There’s sausage in that nebula
alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram
Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage
Separate the Sausage Section
And the nacells pop off. Lol
Separate the Sausage Section
Mr Worf, please take commnd of the Battle Sausage.
That’s just Riker.
The Sausage Manauver


To boldly go where sausage man has gone before.
Make it sausage.
“That’s a stupid sausage.”
These guys are my favourite characters in trek.
I would have it with them if they let me
THERE. ARE. FOUR. SAUSAGES!
Damnit. Beat me by a day.

I fear no sausage.
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a weakness; that is sausage.
The sausage I came here looking for!
I have this quote (sans sausage) on so many things. Now I have to go update some of them, because that is so damn funny
I feel like this one is better if you cut it off early:
It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That’s not a sausage.
Every once in a while, declare sausage. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
–Rule of Acquisition #76
Sausage is good for business
But is it sausage war or sausage peace?
What a bunch of lovely sausages:

Can’t argue with that really
To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.
these are the sausages of the Starship Enterprise
Hey there big guy. 😏
Your honour, Starfleet was founded to seek out new sausage, well there it sits!
Resistance is sausage.
SSSSSSAAAAAUUUUUUUSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE














