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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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Microsoft CEO wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026

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ByteOnBikes@discuss.online to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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Microsoft's Satya Nadella wants you to stop saying AI "slop" in 2026
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In closing comments of 2025, Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella shared an update on the company's mindset for 2026 — shocker, it's all about AI.
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  • phutatorius@lemmy.zip
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    7 months ago

    Microsoft CEO Sloppy McSlopface is welcome to lick my cleft.

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    7 months ago

    That’s nice dear

  • lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world
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    Bitch, ‘slop’ is the polite term for AI excretions.

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    7 months ago

    I mean, it is mostly slop.

  • m-p{3}@lemmy.ca
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    It will be called slop even more then.

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    This has to be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read. A CEO just asking people to stop saying mean things about the garbage he’s pushing out.

    It’s just so pathetic. I’d be embarrassed if I were affiliated with his company in any way.

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      They even fucked up Notepad with Win11. Notepad!

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        How? :O

        • El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip
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          Adding slop.

  • Numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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  • Scroll Responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org
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    • SFW: A.I. Secretions
    • NSFW: A.I. Ejaculate
    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      AI crotch goblin 👺

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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    Even if they burnt the whole planet to have a more accurate slop, I’d still call that “slop” in 2026. And the years after.

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      that can power unlimited amount of AI slop datacenters.

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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        These guys could be making unlimited money and it still wouldn’t be enough

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    No problem, I can be nice.

    Let’s help him and call it bubble.

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    Microslop. There, see, I did it.

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    So stop calling the slop slop?

    Gee I dunno, maybe start by making an OS that isn’t so sloppy.

    • JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone
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      You want people to stop calling it a sloppy joe? Make hamburgers instead

      • CaptPretentious@lemmy.world
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        But us kids like 'em sloppy!

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5QwNBqHbyc

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    You mean I shouldn’t replace every instance of Ai in my sentences with slop?.

    The funny thing is, I just did.

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    And here I was thinking that AI provides MS with cover for their sloppy OS bugs and lack of innovation or even bug fixes in their other products (Word’s automatically generated table of authorities feature has been a buggy piece of trash since it came out and fixing it is obviously not on the agenda since it is really only used by people like lawyers; let’s not even get into the random behavior that occurs when pasting or moving images).

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      Paying an engineer to fix bugs costs too much. Better make an AI and train it on our code so it can fix the bugs learn to make the bugs elsewhere too.

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      i heard it made MSoffice worst with THE AI.

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    the Barbar.ai Slopiand effect.

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