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Wait until they hear about the mexistans.
¡Viva México!
¡Cabrones!
for anyone wondering if this actually happened, it did. (in 2019)
I was just thinking posters should include the dates for the Trump posts.
And given the age of absurdity and stupidity we live in, they should also include a “certified not fake and not satire”.
It really is frustrating how hard it can be sometimes to tell the difference. Nothing sounds too ridiculous anymore.
Back when Drinky Pete was just an alcoholic fascist stooge and not Secretary of 🙄 “War” . . and also an alcoholic fascist stooge.
This is still far too generous - it assumes that they:
- Know where the Falklands are (and they they are British)
- Know where Brazil is
- Know where actual Mexico is
- Can spell “archipelago”
- Wouldn’t call Chile “helicopter Mexico”
Malvinas son de Argentina!
Just because Argentina landed there 500 years ago doesn’t mean it’s theirs
Lol. Exactly.
…is Uruguay marked “worst Mexico” or “West Mexico”?
I kinda doubt that EITHER is true, given that it’s located to the East of Argentina and probably is MUCH better than those Paraguayan bastards!
West Mexico which is funny because it’s like the second most eastern Mexico here
Maybe they are the worst at being Mexico
Could be!
I found a slightly higher res version; it’s west 🙄
I’d go with Tex-Mexico myself
Can anyone pick out what Ecuador is in this map? The compression is keeping me from deciphering it. The rest are pretty funny.
I think it’s MS13…
Looks like “72$83 Mexico”
I would go with “Turtle Mexico” cause of the Galapagos. I know they’re not turtles, but I think that adds to the effect.
Is that battle plan leaking secretary of WAR Peter Hegsheeth? Hoo rah?
Meat Mexico’s gonna be pissed when they find out their arch-rivals got Soccer Mexico
Soccer Mexico’s endless meat buffets would also like a word
I love a rodizio
Taco Bell Mexico is the US, me thinks, but otherwise WHAT
“Archipelago” is kind of a big word for their typical viewer, huh?
Get them to pronounce it.
I know Arch-ipelago, BTW.
Arch-i-pelago.
Isn’t that the doorway into Mar-a-lago?
Yes, the area you get pegged by an Archie lookalike.
Literally where can I sign up
Last time I checked Argentina was wold cup champion and Brazil got humiliated by Germany 7:1. So it’s Soccer Mexico and Samba Mexico.
Oh come on, give them a break. Brazil still has the most world cup wins under their belt, Argentina doesn’t even make the top 3
Germany didn’t give them a break at 6:0 and neither will I.
Germany definetly slowed down after the 5:0, the rest was training
Poor brazil. They have gone up against germany since then, and definitely cleared away the poor results from that one match.
The best part of this was how none of the “three Mexican countries” were Mexico.
Sad Agustín de Iturbide noises
I laughed when I saw “Soccer Mexico”.
It’s called football. Let’s do the math.
Foot + ball = football
Rugby + kicking = footrugby.
Don’t @ me.
Soccer is a British shortening of ‘association football.’ Aka association rules football.
In the 1860-90s, one of several competing games / variants of the same gsme all called football including rugby, then called rugby football (rugby being the name of the town/ school that game was popularized in)
American and canadian football are variants off of this version of ‘rugby football,’ Eventually dropping the name rugby (as they no longer had much association to that locale) british rugby, and its other variants, eventually dropped the football from their name.
Technically though, for the game we generally think of as football, association rules football, (which again, soccer is just a shortening of) is the proper name. For instance, If you look up fifa, their name is Fédération Internationale de Football Association literally the international association football federation.
And there are still other similar games that use football in the term, including american/ gridiron, Australian rules/ footy, and Gaelic football
Just calling it football is technically using a term for all of those sports. Association football, or ‘soccer’ is the actual sport and rules we all mean.
…hermano, who listens to the British? FUTOBOOOOOOOOOOL!!! ⚽🥇🎉
Every 👏 damn 👏 language 👏 in 👏 the 👏 world 👏 calls 👏 it 👏 football 👏
Get your yankie “call to authority” britishisms tf outta here. We ain’t colonies no more. Smh.
Rugby + kicking = Australian rules football
It’s like those people who call all sodas “Coke.”
Referring to the Mexican states?
My head was having trouble not correcting it to ‘mexican counties’
