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Where did you think they were coming from?

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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    9 months ago

    I agree with Tiktok, lamb is disgusting. It’s tough and chewy and slimy and made of dead baby

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      So in other words, you cannot cook. 🤦‍♀️

      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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        I’m great at cooking, I just refuse to cook meat. It’s gross.

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          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HKHLOX_fhPw

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      Sounds like you’re cooking it wrong. It feels disrespectful, but a lot of the people criticizing this probably rub their hands together and say, “yummy!” when they pull a burger out of a bag without thinking of the calf/cow it once was.

      • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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        9 months ago

        I’ve never cooked lamb, I only ate it as a kid. And the last time I spent My money on dead chordate, I was recovering from invasive surgery.

        • Frigidlollipop@lemmy.world
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          Gotcha. I was vegetarian for many years, so I get it. Cooking chicken actually smelled like heated roadkill to me, I had to leave the room.

          I felt healthier without eating meat, actually. Now that I am back to eating meat, I respect where it comes from and intend to use every part of my harvests (having a dog helps too). I believe I owe it to the animal to acknowledge where what is on my plate comes from and to be as humane as possible.

          • bearboiblake [he/him]@pawb.social
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            9 months ago

            yeah, it’s cool how our brain can rationalize an evil act, like paying for innocent beings to be slaughtered for our pleasure, by “respecting their sacrifice”, and occasionally hunting something “humanely” and then pretending like we only ever eat meat that came from an animal that never suffered for our meals

            • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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              I bet when Jeff Bezos hunts people for sport on his private island, he takes a minute to respect their sacrifice. And if the first shot doesn’t kill them, he makes sure to shoot them in the head so they don’t suffer.

              • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                9 months ago

                nonhuman animals aren’t people

                • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net
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                  That’s our choice, personhood is a social construct. Don’t be a realist, take personal responsibility for your worldview. Choose whether animals are people.

            • 「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」(old account, migrated to Piefed)@sh.itjust.works
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              Nature made us this way. Life exist by eating other life, that’s how it is. Blame god/universe for it.

    • TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Lamb is only chewy if you overcook it. Which is easy as the cuts are usually pretty small.

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    Is he the one who is slaughtering what he picks? Because making a show of it and having someone else kill it isn’t so much better than a bunch of tweens pouting on social media. The tweens can at least claim ignorance

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      He may have some flaws but the man can butcher meat. He is famous for his knife skills.

      • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Butchering =/= slaughtering. Where’s the video of this creep gleefully slitting the throat?

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          I mean a quick google shows he’s done it a few times - here he is hunting wild goats

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    Yeah outrageous! We have the animals transported, killed, slaughtered and packed behind closed doors so no one buying meat would have to feel guilty. This way the product has no affiliation to a living animal. Why would he do this, now Gen Z/A might think meat comes from animals. This will cost the meat industry money so he might end up with a horse’s head in his bed.

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    Yeah, that’s the part of this which is most upsetting for the lamb.

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    TikTok outrages should never become news headlines.

    But it’s the Daily Fail, so 🤷

    That said - as if he could tell what each one would taste like.

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      And it’s from 2022, so I’m guessing the outrage has passed

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        Oh, I see it now. Yeah, another 5 minutes wasted.

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          I’m surprised anyone would invest 5m to this in the first place.

    • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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      Obviously he just picks the one he hates the most.

      • blarghly@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        You stupid donkey lamb!

      • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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        9 months ago

        GordonRamsayPuffin.jpg

        • spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works
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          I really want these two videos to be posted two days apart

    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 months ago

      Depends on how many lambs he’s picked out in the past. Like it might not just be flavour but fat content, muscle, how nice it’s coat it. All those things can add up to a better meat.

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    9 months ago

    From the steak tree ofc.

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      9 months ago

      Sir that’s a potato tree.

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        Don’t be silly, potatoes don’t grow on trees.

        They are roots.

  • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works
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    I haven’t had a good gyro in awhile. I should hit up Arby’s

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      If you’re going to Arby’s for a gyro, then you’re not even good at being a carnist.

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        1. Who unironically calls someone else a carnist?
        2. Sorry the actual sit down restaraunts around me closed during covid and never re opened
  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 months ago

    yum

  • otp@sh.itjust.works
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    Well, I kinda get it. We can tell kids how babies are made, but we don’t have to go into certain details or say “Sorry Timmy, Mommy and Daddy are going to go try to make a baby sibling for you now!”

    There’s also the perspective that we should value animal lives and appreciate that we are choosing to sacrifice them for our privilege of enjoying their meat.

    But yeah, this is pretty silly “outrage”.

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      The average persons outrage can fuck right off on this one.

      This is the reality of it, if this behavior upsets you go vegan. Because the only difference between the one he picked and the ones he didnt is probably a few extra days before they were processed NOT for a celebrity chef.

      When I eat meat I know where it comes from, I’m not going vegan but you DO NOT WASTE ANIMAL PROTEIN in my house, partly cause of this and partly because its expensive as fuck.

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        Going vegan is definitely the way to, but meat is still highly subsidized because otherwise people couldn’t afford the meat they don’t need. So then you are vegan and help people to afford meat, which doesn’t seem right to me.

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        To be fair, I don’t think the “average person” is to blame. Some people are just more sheltered or “eyes-closed” than others.

        • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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          Pfft, you are all dumb! I don’t need to kill animals to eat meat!

          I just buy kine at the store!

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        DO NOT WASTE ANIMAL PROTEIN

        lol yeah that makes you a good person. The caps really seal it.

    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Are you really comparing sex to torturing and murdering animals?

      Personally that’s not how I do it, but I understand the society that I live in.

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      I mean, best way to get parents/relatives to shut up about you having kids is to describe the process in detail to them.

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        Just tell them you’re incapable of having children, add a few tears and they’ll never bring it up again.

        When/if you get some, tell them you lied, and just wanted them to shut the fuck up, because it wasn’t their business.

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    Terrible person.

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    ngl that’s some straight up ghoulish behaviour

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      Yep. Completely normal in a ghoulish culture.

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      What is that? WHAT IS THAT!?!

      Not going catbox, tell me what it is!?!

      • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I was scared too… But it’s just the video of GR doing this.

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      What’s the difference between doing that with a lamb and lamb steak?

      This just seems more like a troll than anything.

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        you’re right - there isn’t - both are equally disgusting

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          Good to know, but you know what?

          Yummy yummy Imma go eat me some lamb.

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            Damn. Now I’m hungry.

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            I LOVE KILLING ANIMALS FOR FUN!!!

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            This just seems more like a troll than anything.

          • anosym@sh.itjust.works
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            Vegunz: owned

            • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Nothing wrong with being a vegan. But when you bring your fee fees expect to be ridiculed for them.

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                If feeling bad for baby animals being killed earns me ridicule then so be it

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                  I’m not ridiculing your personal choices on veganism, I’m ridiculing you publicly expressing it.

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    “I cOuLd NeVeR bE vEgAn!”

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    So the eating of the meat is okay, but joking about it is over the line?

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      Yeah. Basically same as buying shit from places known for child and slave labour.

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      Cognitive dissonance

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        More like disassociation. They just don’t connect killing animals to eating meat. So they don’t feel a cognitive dissonance.

        Like… People living comfortable in captialistic countries/societies, don’t think they personally kill all victims of capitalism. They just don’t connect these things. They disassociate their life and living standards from the ‘others’.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You guys don’t look at live animals we eat the meat of the same way a fox looks at a chicken?

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      heck yeah brother

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
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      I only look that way at the neighbours dogs when they bark at me.

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      Do you hunt you own food with your fangs or do you just eat processed garbage?

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    Meat is murder. Tasty, tasty murder.

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      If not food, why delicious?

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        Humans taste the same, wacko.

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          Some more bitter than others.

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      We got here as a species buy tasty tasty meat. Some steak fries and light salad are optional.

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        I eat meat, but this is stupid as f.

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          This is actually a quote I picked up from a t-shirt once produced by Ryan North, creator of Dinosaur Comics, that amused me and stuck in my brain. Are you calling Ryan North, creator of Dinosaur Comic stupid as fuck? Because them’s fightin’ words.

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            Umm sure why not. fuck that guy and his little dog too

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              Fuck me there are some humour impaired people on this site.

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          So you got here by veggies alone?

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            We are this thing called “omnivores.” If your brain worked, you might bother to find out what that means. It would revolutionize your whole existence.

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              Dude. You have some kind of problem with steak fries and a salad? That is not meat by the way but pootaaato and lettuce. My existence is one of understanding and comprehension but yours is not.

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                I’m starting to think you’re trolling me. But in case you really are this stupid, I was reacting to this part of your statement: “We got here as a species by tasty tasty meat.”

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                  I’m not you just go around calling people stupid as fuck(only you can’ type it out) and you get upset when someone calls you on it. You sound vegan to me.

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              I saw aTed Talk years ago that posited that the thing that sets humans apart is that we are ‘coctivores’ - the species that cooks its food. Interesting stuff.

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        I think that has mostly been debunked. Even the hunter gatherers were much more gathering than hunting, in the big picture. And fishing is probably more relevant than meat (if we’re making that distinction). And later it was really agriculture that made our species what it is and it’s very much the grains (and rice) that made the big difference.

        Not a vegan btw.

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          I think you are giving a very eurocentric description of early humanity

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            You think? Most of the great fishing civilisations I think of are (South East) Asian, Indian, Japanese etc.

            (Some of that might be based on Age of Empires info)

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          Heh, fish are meat.

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        Peak carnist brain. Sniffing their own farts too long.

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          Does being vegetarian make you lose your sense of humour?

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          Just a normal person. The majority of us eat meat. A sad minitory of people can’t accept and get amusingly butt hurt by it.

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          Do you want less people to eat meat? Or do you just want to be a righteous snob on the internet?

          Because those goals are mutually exclusive

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