Guaranteed to cure your constipation
we might need an active, possibly non-ml version of !forbiddensnacks@lemmy.ml
Forbidden Gummygoo
Forbidden Cherry Icing
Icing? That’d be filling.
Only in America does this look edible.
Have you never made a cherry or cranberry jam/syrup. That’s exactly what it looks like when you boil red fruit and sugar together
I literally was going to say that exact thing. It’s why they had to ban kinder eggs. Everything from heavy grease to tide pods and small plastic toys looks edible to Americans.
I’m European, this looks delicious:
The green thingy looks like toothpaste
They really don’t.
Breedable 😩
The cylinder must not be damaged in any way.
Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.
I… need an adult?
Suuuuper don’t eat that. Heavy weight gear oil is the worst thing I’ve ever tasted and I had only a tiny amount of it
Maybe actual excrement tastes worse, but I wasn’t curious enough to try tasting that
I don’t know about going down, but coming up your body turns off the tongue. Either that or I’ve gotten good at redirecting the stream
Emmm… red dye 40
Literal shitpost will occur if you eat this grease.
Id prefer a shit-stream of them screaming as they empty their bowels on a twitch stream.
Okay maybe human shouldn’t make candys look like grease.
They shouldn’t have made edible things look like grease
Brb putting stretchy Raspberry jam into my engines
I had to do the axles on my trailer this year and honestly this is one of my first thoughts when I opened up the can of Greece as well. It kind of did look tasty.
Canned humans are very not vegan 💢
Good thing I’m not vegan.
Isn’t this just a Farmer’s Fleshlight?
No, cows are furrier and brown.
I can testify, twice, that liquid green apple soap does not taste as good as it smells
Delicious strawberry flavored axle grease…
