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I can wait to find out what loser right wing celebs they haul out to combat the wokeness. 😂
I assume it would something akin to this,
I really don’t care for people dunking on Guy Fieri. He’s a genuinely good guy and putting him in the same context as Kid Rock is a little disgusting.
Kid Rock instantly materialises
I mean superpower has sucked (to me) forever, so imm skip the game, the halftime show and the alternate halftime show.
While im dissenting, I also think every publicly financed football stadium should share 5% of profits with its host city. And some of that should be set aside to bulldoze the stadium when it reaches its end of life.
FYI the Superbowl is a great time to go to the grocery store. I mark it on my calendar so I don’t forget
Genius…Maybe i hit up home depot while im out. Ty btsax!
That is such a good idea
Nice work fun police, who ya gonna get? The old fart with the America song?
Have him sing the Canada version
Kid Rock and a ninja turtle
He’ll only come if the Ninja Turtle is underage.
It’s in the name… they’re all teenagers.
No, I have a conflicting schedule. I’m gonna be too busy not being there.
It’s gonna be the Kid Rock and Hulk Hogan “it’s not gay because we said ‘no homo’ circle jerk spectacular” featuring George Santos.
Didn’t hulk hogan die?
And you think magats are smart enough to remember that? They’ll get a guy barely ressembling hogan and call it a day
Look, all they want is a muscular man in shorts telling them how he’s going to dominate them, pin them to the floor and just start pounding them. Otherwise, it’s too gay.
You forgot ripping his shirt off.
hot dogs have preservatives.
Kid Rock and Ted Nugent would be my guess. But I mean, you could swing a dead cat and hit like six or seven country/western singers who hate dark-skinned and/or LGBTQ+ Americans in a given honky-tonk, so they’ll have no shortage of talent. And, make no mistake, some of these people are talented… but if they just use that talent to try to further divide the poor people for the benefit of the wealthy, I don’t think they are worthy of my attention.
I would say the superbowl isn’t gay enough. The half-time show should be all 24 players having an orgy on the field. That’d certainly get me to watch the dumb foosball game.
they call it football but there’s never any of the guys’ feet touching any of the other guys’ balls
It happens occasionally.
Hand-egg more than football.
Sports are called “foot” ball because they involve running and aren’t played on horses. And “ball” doesn’t mean “sphere”
I don’t watch association, Australian, rugby or American football, but you’ve bothered the etymologist in me with your nonsense suggestion.
Does this imply chess is intended to be played on horseback?
Lol.
“Foot means played on foot” is not the same as “every other sport must be played on horse”. Football naming etymology has no impact on the naming of other sports. Chess is often played in a chair, not on foot, so it already is a non foot game. The lack of distinguishing may be to allow some chess players to optionally stand, or play from horseback if desired.
It DOES mean though that you are not allowed to play American football on horseback.
technically you need a dirigible
You know it was a joke, right?
You are correct but do you watch Gaelic?
Do they know that football involves a bunch of men grabbing each other?
Doesnt each play start with a traditional sniffing of someones balls before the football is thrown back
If I told someone I had a video of muscular dudes in spandex pants wrestling around with each other in the mud, they’d think I never miss pride events, but tell them its the most recent superbowl and suddenly…
Football can be described in so many fun ways.
Years ago when my rep was cosponsoring some bill about how video games were killing children my buddy sent him a letter. I don’t remember the exact contents but it pointed out the rich history in Texas of folks wearing different colors violently defending their turf from rivals. Schools are training high schoolers to how to be in a gang as a sponsored activity every Friday evening.
the Super Bowl is just a bunch of burly guys pressing tightly against another group of burly guys trying to prove who is best at handling balls all to win jewelry and a purse.
Listen to sports commentators out of context. Sounds pretty gay to me
If you put black censor bars over MMA fighter shorts, it looks REALLY GAY.
In Canada it’s the gay sport.
In Europe it’s not even a sport, just how americans maintain their brain damage.
Rough…but fair!
It’s not gay, it’s brown. Or is Bad Bunny also gay? I have no idea, and I don’t care who he loves. I’m tuning in for the music and the dancing. I’m not a fan, but I’m sure it’ll be a good show.
Although the jury is still out as to whether Bad Bunny is gay or not, he has announced that he is going to perform the halftime show wearing a dress, in solidarity with Puerto Rico‘s rich history of drag queens.
So, yeah. That.
Drag used to be a lot more common in the US.
White Christmas, released in 1954, for example.
Cue vt of Trump and Giuliani dressed as women.
Isn’t noted band with an openly bisexual lead singer Green Day performing as the opening act?
Actually a few of the acts are openly queer, or explicitly queer-friendly? Or, like Bad Bunny, planning to perform in a dress to pay homage to drag. So yeah, it’s pretty gay (affectionate)
Never heard about Green Day performing at the Super Bowl. That’s kinda wild.
So what’s it going to be? Kid Rock singing about how Trump is God’s chosen president while a group of “liberals” (ie: non conservatives) they captured off the streets get forced to pray to Jesus in the direction of Mar-a-Lago?
These fuckers remind me of the type of people who only let their kids watch “Christian” television.
The halftime show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTh9qiXEy4Q
Lee Greenwood’s body is ready.
I thought they don’t like politics in football. If they don’t like it, then leave.
What a bunch of thin-skinned losers
*light-skinned losers
*skin headed
What an ironically queen move. Big groan and ick.
So wait, you’re going to try and run a second concert in competition with the super bowl halftime show, and still associate it with the super bowl/NFL?
The lawyers are going to eat them alive for the fees.
Every time I read TPUSA. I think Toilet Paper USA. Not complaining, because that’s what it us basically
I want to defend the toilet paper for keeping shit off your hands while TPUSA is the literal shit
before and after
Pretty sure that was a subreddit name.
Nope, blackjack and little kiddies. Got to keep them interested somehow…
