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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

I love pie

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I love pie

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no banana@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Binette@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    4C hair gang

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    5 months ago

    I’m blonde, not stupid

    • Zozano@aussie.zone
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      5 months ago

      Sorry

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    5 months ago

    Hair pie.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      5 months ago

      Just like my mom’s!

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      5 months ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        5 months ago

        Could be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.

  • ButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.works
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    And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair

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      I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!

      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        You are a fucking monster.

      • PhoenixDog@piefed.ca
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        5 months ago

        With all due respect… What is wrong with you?

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          How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit

    • annoyed-onion@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Me too. And I’m bald…

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.

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    5 months ago

  • shuva_meta@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    I can see the ragebait

  • 2hundredpancakes@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…

  • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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    So take the hair off and eat the damn pie

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    5 months ago

    The pie I get handed at holiday parties

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    They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.

    I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.

    They said 3.1415926535897932384626433

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      I just realised, this “joke” (fact for me to show off) doesn’t work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste

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    Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.

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      Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.

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        Toilet time is puzzle time!

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      When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.

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        Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.

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      I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.

      Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.

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        I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.

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          That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!

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            I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.

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      I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.

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    “yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”

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    You evil being ♥️

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    You get used to that shit at buffets.

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      Not if you never go to a buffet. I thought the pandemic taught people that they are absolute cesspools.

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    Even though it’s a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.

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