4C hair gang
I’m blonde, not stupid
Sorry
Hair pie.
Just like my mom’s!
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Could be worse. At least it’s not Ajit Pai.
And here I am wiping my phone screen to get rid of this random hair
I tried to lick it off as I always do with long hairs on my phone, and now my phone is dipping in my saliva. Thank you OP for making me destroy my phone AGAIn!
You are a fucking monster.
With all due respect… What is wrong with you?
How else can you clean your mobilek? My tongue is always very close to the screen, I just have to elongate a bit
Me too. And I’m bald…
Me too, but my body hair doesn’t look like that.

I can see the ragebait
I feel like I recognize what kind of pie this is but can’t remember… butter pecan?.. butter… something…
So take the hair off and eat the damn pie
The pie I get handed at holiday parties
They said would you like some pie. I said yes I would.
I forgot they majored in math. I would undo it if I could.
They said 3.1415926535897932384626433
I just realised, this “joke” (fact for me to show off) doesn’t work on the internet. I DID memorise that in highschool. No copy and paste
Looking at this stuff on desktop as always really makes me realize just how many people access the Internet primarily through mobile now. It’s a weird, and somewhat disturbing thought. You’ll pry my desktops out of my cold, dead hands.
Only lemmy, myself too a desktopiac. For toilet reading and stuff.
Toilet time is puzzle time!
When I’m on desktop I never go to Lemmy because I have better things to do or work on. So I end up only browsing it on mobile.
Smart! I should probably just give up social media on all platforms.
I do mostly access social media through the phone tbh. I still own more computers than phones though. I just use them for other things than social media. Social media is something I visit when I’ve got some downtime which I wanna waste on being emotionally manipulated by giant corporations.
Lemmy/Piefed is obviously an exception. I use that when I wanna shitpost.
I’m the opposite. I avoid social media on my phone by reading books or playing Simon Tatham’s puzzles. I get enough on desktop. Probably too much. Pimp’s gotta pimp.
That is just as relevant of a way of doing so! It’s just that when I sit down at the computer I usually want to spend that time doing something else!
I’m not always so successful I realize as I read this post on my phone waiting for my take out.
I do a significant amount of computing on my desktop, but yeah, social media, and by that I mean only Lemmy. I really only use on my phone when I’m away from my computer.
“yea, ive been craving burgers too…FUR burgers”
You evil being ♥️
You get used to that shit at buffets.
Not if you never go to a buffet. I thought the pandemic taught people that they are absolute cesspools.
Even though it’s a hair on an image, it still makes me retch slightly at the thought of the hair actually being on the delicious pie.










