On Saturday, “an individual committed arson on a newly purchased ICE building” by breaking a window, igniting a fire and throwing a propane tank into the building, according to a U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokesperson.
“The fire was quickly extinguished by the interior sprinkler system,” DHS said, noting that the suspect fled the scene after setting the fire. “The matter remains under investigation by the FBI.”
I know if i was in that local fire deparment this would be my highest priority. I would investigate the shit out of it. leaving no stone unturned. unturn all the stones yuppers.
Exactly, investigate everything even if it takes, say, 3 years.
You can easily release the sprinkler pressure from the outside before setting the building on fire.
Just out of curiosity, how?
Break a couple of sprinklers that are accessible outside. The system is pressurized. They last about 30 minutes depending on how many valves are open.
Commercial fire systems treat a sprinkler activation as an alarm condition. You wouldn’t be able to wait around for 30 afterwards. Fire department would be there which would cause issues for your plan.
Modern commercial fire systems are very good. There are no simple solutions for arsonists. They would need physical access to the building disable the fire systems, or to be able to produce enough fire to overwhelm the spriniler’s abilities to extingush it.
Few have both the will and ability.
thank goodness only the FBI is on it, it would be a shame if they caught this individual
As long as his mother doesn’t turn him in he’s safe.
They ain’t gonna Kash shit
Kash me outside
How bout dat.
Based
Surprise! It’s arson!
I aint see shit
Arson, what arson?
Only arson I saw was the arson that chick.
Technically this is legal, as long as you yell, “surprise!”
There’s also a provisionthat also allows “SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!”
It’s called the SLJ allowance.
SUPPLIES MOTHERFUCKER!
SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
Sore thighs muthafucka!
That’d actually be the EK allowance, since Erik King is the guy that plays Doakes in Dexter.
Surprise mothafucka
Every one of these moves increases insurance costs and makes landlords less inclined to rent/sell to ICE. Even though the sprinkler system put out the fire, water damage remediation isn’t cheap either.
Given time, I expect the regime to just use eminent domain to get what they want. Trump doesn’t like paying people for stuff anyways, so it is a win for him.
I welcome him alienating the landed elites
A whole PROPANE tank? GOD DAMN!
Should have just used the propane tank to blow up the
mega-lo-martICE building.Dang it Bobby!
and throwing a propane tank into the building
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply distribute propane and propane accessories to those in need.
To be honest, I expect things to get a lot worse after the midterms. I think people still feel like it’s something they can do to change things, but after that I won’t be surprise to see a lot more of this from both sides.
Honestly I’m partially worried the midterms will go just well enough for folks to calm down. Even the bluest of waves aint gonna fix the shit that needs fixing.
dipshit. you need to add a gelling agent to the accelerant
Nobody saw shit. Ok? Not a single fuckin word.
Yeah we’re all surprised by this
Wait what’re we talking about nothing okey doke.
No no, I saw the guy who did it. It was…THAT GUY!
Points at random guy wearing MAGA hat
He’s probably wearing that to not seem suspicious! But that was definately him!
Given Republican track record of trying to kill trump, successfully killing Kirk, etc it would not surprise me.
The guy with the MAGA hat? Yeah, he’s the head of Antifa!!!
JD Vance looks guilty as hell. It’s probably him, Jim.
Title should read
Patriot liberates building from oppressive regime custody.
Not really? The sprinklers put out the fire. The flood damage might or might not be a hassle to clean up, but it’s likely mostly mop work.
Depends on what kind of sprinkler system and how old it is. Some of them are closed systems and the water stays stagnant until it’s set off, so when it finally goes the water itself is a hazard because it’s been sitting potentially for years. It tends to come out very disgusting, black sludge that smells like actual shit. And then you have a whole specialized response and cleanup required because it’s loaded with bacteria.
They won’t clean it though, they’ll piss away more money to hire specialized cleaners and contractors to fix the damage
Filthy facilities are a perk for ICE, far as mistreatment of inmates go.
