Give me your mum jokes!
Your momma’s so fat, she got shot with a tranquilizer dart when the hippos escaped from the zoo.
What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?
Please explain.
yo momma so fat
Noted.
Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.
YO MOMMA is so stupid she sits at ALDI’s under the counter and goes beep.
Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.
trump called her very bigly tremendous
I’ve never heard of this trump fellow
Trump wasn’t interested in her. Too old
That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.
Sexy, but fat
Sexy and fat
It’s not healthy but it looks good
OP’s mamma is phat.
Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in
Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
But where is Saddam?
What I came to ask. He should be here.
“Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”
“You like thicc girls?”
“Yes”
“How thicc?”
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Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
That’s like the first one you learn when you’re in grade school. It’s right up there with “yo momma so fat she got her own ZIP code.”
Yo momma so fat, she cut her finger and gravy came out
yo momma so old she went to school with a t-rex
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon… that’s yo mamma!”.
