Am I the only one questioning why Microslop has a Discord server? Don’t they have a chat product?
“Hello I’m [generic person 2387362] and I’m the community manager for [generic corporation/tool/product 1892873]! I just started a few weeks ago and I’m so excited to announce that in the interest of [generic engagement and advertising], we’d started a discord server! We [positive transitive verb] our community, and want to bring them together so they can share some of the [productivity success stories] they’ve had or ask the community for support! Remember, while this is an official [generic corporation] channel, by joining this community you agree to [27 pages of legal terms about them owning your messages and data farming you].”
You son of a bitch I’m in!! Where do I sign up?
They do, but have you ever seen a party that everyone knows about but no one shows up to? That’s Microsoft’s non-paid chat service.
It’s normal to just meet people where they are at on all the various platforms. As long as you can pipe everything back to customer data platform increasing scale through multiple social platforms has almost no downside and pretty minimal cost.
Don’t they have a chat product?
Many.
And Discord is among them.Seems like I missremembered something.
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I like it, I like it.
Thank you for pointing out this clearly superior word, you expanded my vocabulary!
MS did learn a lot from Communist China
Idk Microsoft, maybe fix your AI so it doesn’t recommend Microsoft products that are either depreciated or don’t exist.
It’s pretty embarrassing for you.
If it was the only bad thing about Microsoft, it would be pretty great though.
*deprecated
Thank you for the correction!
And it’s MICROSCUM, not microslop!
I hate this timeline, but I do enjoy the small moments of absurdity when I can.
Go to microsoft dot com. Click their chat help bot. Ask “What is microslop?” get told, sorry, I cannot help you with that and turns itself off.
I just did that…and it said…‘‘it would seem you are referring to Microsoft’’ So all of your hard work was not in vain. It is now self aware
Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?
I loved the:
Of course, the internet rarely leaves things there.
There are many things wrong about the current Internet, but the pettiness against any affront (real or perceived) won’t ever die, and I think that’s good.
Love how every social media site is becoming more and more like /r/Conservative.
They essentially ARE. You can also throw in all major broadcasting networks in that bucket as well. Everything is pro Israel and they are all trying to justify their genocide to their dumb fuck base.
Filled by morons and Russian bots?
You’d never even know other countries have the ability to use Markov Chains.
Whatever floats your boat.
🎶 Barbra Streisand 🎶
That’s a bit weird. They didn’t get this worked up about being called “Micro$oft” or something. This is probably hitting the nerve in a completely different way!
Microsoft has over 200k employees, and the people (person?) managing the discord are probably at the bottom of the totem pole. I doubt they put more than 5 seconds of thought into this.
They’re proud capitalists, so it never bothered them. They aren’t proud of their slopware though
Microslop should ask their own NoPilot about the Streisand Effect.
Microsoft is tired of Microslop? Weird, that.
