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When a dog cannot carry it
I was going to say a human can’t carry it, but yours is good too.
Are we talking Chihuahua or English Mastiff?
Any dog.
Ankle bitter aren’t dogs. If it’s small enough to be drop kicked over a fence, it’s not a dog it’s a cruel genetic mistake made by humanity.
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If it sticks around for long enough, it eventually gets logged
When the average person cannot lift it with one hand
Yours is a stick. Mine is a log.
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You see, dicks
About two seconds after that booty clap
When you write on it.
Depends if you’ve got a stove/open fire as a source of heating.
Sticks are used as kindling to get it going, logs are used to keep it going
If you can lift it with one hand, it’s a stick. Possibly a staff. A log requires at least two hands.
At the same time grains of sand becomes a heap.
Stick is a branch where as log is part of the trunk. Narrow trunk is called a sapling.
What about branches the size of trees?
Making these up.
Logs:
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Take more than 1 hand to pick up
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Burns for more than 30mins
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Can cause concussion if thrown through the air.
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If you can stand on it and roll it with your feets, that’s a log. Can’t do that with a stick. Nobody ever heard of the stick rolling championships.
At the point where you put down the reciprocating cutter and pick up the chainsaw.
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First it must become a branch, then work its way up to being a limb, and through perseverence and bravery, it may one day be a trunk. Trunks make great logs.
YES! It’s not just stick>log. There’s several steps between the two!
