The mere fact there are 3 “sausages” but only one rasher of bacon tells me this person has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.

I like it tbh
im hiding his post in hopes that i never have to look at it again
I mean that’s the literal raw ingredients yeah.
No, it’s not
Yanks like to shit on food from the UK, but that’s because they’re stupid and insecure
I’ve had amazing food all over the world, including the UK and US.
I’ve dined at Heston Blumenthal’s restaurants and been blown away, and eaten at Michelin started places in New York City that were hugely disappointing
The cheap shots from 'Muricans are only second in frequency to the shots killing children in their schools because they think owning firearms makes their dicks less shrivelled and pathetic because they cut the most sensitive part off
“Yanks like to shit on food from the UK”
Buddy it’s not just the Yanks.
You’re really hung up on other people’s sausages aren’t you?
Like I’m a brit, but what the fuck does bringing up human rights violations have to do with a breakfast shitpost.
I mean it’s a pretty offensively bad example of an English breakfast but I feel like you could probably chill out a bit mate, holy shit.
I’m convinved that this post is some kind of bait.
Some yank who hasn’t left their state, let alone understand how to apply for a passport
Funny thing to say when the british believe this food looks good
Trust me, we think this looks terrible.
Shouldn’t you be celebrating how the slaughter of children in schools means you’re free?
As a Brit, If I got this in a greasy cafe, i would send it back. Fellow Brits will attest how bad it has to be for THAT to happen.
This is an abomination of a fry up.

You just had to get political didn’t you?
Frog is wearing a Lego hat, part number 4520723 usually used for Lego Indiana Jones sets.
Yes I’m autistic thanks for asking
Take the egg off the plate (probably best to fry a new one)
Throw the whole plate under a high broiler for 2 minutes
Return the egg
Wait you don’t put the beans on the toast?
Different meal. For breakfast, the beans are on the plate. For dinner, it’s just beans on toast. Breakfast, the toast is essentially a side dish. Sometime it’s fried too. You don’t want beans on fried bread.
That looks so undercooked, where’s the tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and hash browns?
By the look of that egg, it seems to have taken all the heat for itself, leaving the other protiens in the cold.
British people will only complain that there isn’t enough
No no no no no
Even the bread was boiled to prevent browning.
This looks like someone was afraid they might accidentally cook something.








