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I blame the alcohol, not what you drank tonight but what your mother drank while pregnant with you
I work with an older lady who hits people with “you’re so pretty” when they do or ask something stupid and I love it.
I first saw this used by Hugh Hefner in some reality TV show with some of his bimbos in Venice. One of them said how cool it was to be where Al Capone was born and he responded with, “You’re so pretty.” Of course, she absolutely took the compliment at face value.
Lmao, it did took a while for me to register
I have neither the crayons nor the inclination to explain it to you.
I love this one from Coriolanus:
For you, be that you are, long, and your misery increase with your age!
I can read it to you all day but unfortunately I cannot understand it for you.
You’re about as smart as a bag of hammers.
Or like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”
As sharp as a bowling ball.
As cool as the breeze from a camel’s behind.
I saw one here the other day calling someone a soup fork. I’ve been using that for people who are completely useless.
I’ve also heard “wind sandwich.”
Soup sandwich is another
It’s really hard to underestimate you.
Chuckle and as you walk away, and under your breath but just loud enough to hear, say “eyebrows” in a way that sounds like you were amused and thinking about how it amused you. They will think about that for years, as I have been
You two make quite the wit.
Too offensive for lemmy.ml
Removed is the best one.
The truth. The reason you’d want to insult them as a direct pointed criticism.
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
A waste of space
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
… Do the down votes prefer anal?
