The lettuce is from Taylor Farms… T-Bell uses it but the story is getting spun to blame T-Bell instead of the “root cause” here.

The Trump Dumps

Kenya AA…

I always drank coffee just for the caffeine, but I wanted to cut down on the cream and sugar. So when I’d order the brew of the day, whatever it was, I started taking a sip before drowning it in other flavors.

Buuuut, then I’d go ahead and dump some stuff in it, because I still didn’t like the taste. Until one day, I got a cup and took a sip… and another sip… and decided that THIS cup didn’t need a bunch of stuff in it.

Now I pretty much never add stuff to my coffee( I’ve learned what origins and roasts I like, so I can stay away from coffee I don’t like - and if it’s nasty, it still gets the cream and sugar treatment…

Because life’s too short to drink nasty coffee.

I thought that the camera-work in The Bear was really good.

Sure… because after spending $365 a ticket and another $85 in online “convenience fees”, I want to go stand around in the concourse for areas of watching the game.

Or just walking down the hallway!

Not OP, but the joke is fixable - when death asks the cat IF they have any lives left - and if so, how many - the cat says “nein”.

Still awkward, but at least grammatically correct!

There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.

Or like Foghorn Leghorn said, “nice kid, but about as sharp as a sackful of wet mice!”

The image in the post is cropped, but if he’s a doctor, someone please tell me which biblically-accurate, headless, multi-armed Red Cross worker is hovering in the god-rays behind him then.

Damn! Not OP but thanks for taking the time to bang all that out. That DOES sound exhausting! As the only person in my community still masking today, thanks for going to those efforts to keep your friends and loved ones safe. You rock!

And combat scurvy!

Not ⚡️Sexy

Not ⚡️Seeing anyone

Not ⚡️Socially well-adjusted

“I’ll take the…sigh…”moon over my hammy”, please

Bark at the moon - Ozzy

Bat out of hell - Meatloaf, for the spoken-word intro

Microwaved Mel Gibson can fuck all the way off with that nonsense.

Peripherally related:

https://www.psypost.org/sexualized-video-games-are-not-causing-harm-to-male-or-female-players-according-to-new-research/

Not a huge fan of beans overall, but I’ve tried the UK beans and I found them more “savory” than US canned beans… like their sauce is more tomato sauce or something, and not like a BBQ sauce or a brown sugar sauce.

Like, they’re fine, but I think a lot of people expect them to be sweeter and then they’re just, not… Disappointment ensues.

HELL YEAH, MF’ER! THE PACK DOESN’T DISCRIMINATE - UNLESS YOU’RE A BIGOT OR A RACIST, THAT IS!

AROOOOO!

Real patriots