





So, a lert is readable, and yell’able. &, I don’t think lerts get blown in Star Trek. At least I don’t recall a “blew a lert”. We’ll figure out wtf is a lert yet.
Related to Alot, I believe.

The creator of that image is a comedy goldmine:
You beat me to it, a lot.
…whatever picard’s been reading, obviously…
Captain: Red Alert!
Riker: Oh was it a good book, Captain?
Riker: Ah, fine game from late 20th century. What does it have to do with the situation?
OW ALERT!
When it gets to the OOF ALERT you know the ships in trouble
I didn’t say “captain says”
A lert is similar to an alot
*oatmeal reference
Pretty sure the alot was Hyperbole and a Half wasn’t it? The Oatmeal is pretty good too.
https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html?m=1
You’re right!
Red Dwarf had a good take on this:
“Blue alert!” Light starts flashing.
Followed by
Really doesn’t need the explanatory last line.
I take it as Picard saying that while theyre all yelling

Eh not as chaotic. I like the OG
I needed it 🤷
It’s funnier when you figure it out for yourself. Then you can comment “Took me longer that I’d like to admit,” or some other shit like that.