I think my eyeballs technically have sphincters in them too.
It’s a really good chat-up line to comment on someones beautiful eye-anuses.
Fun fact: Mammals(iirc) pretty much start growing at either end; some start at the mouth, others at the ass.
So every human ever started life as nothing more than an asshole, and some never grew out of it.
Today, on How It’s Made: Anuses
Have you ever wondered where anuses come from? It all starts with a hole.
All mammals are deuterostomes, they all have the trait of the anus developing before the mouth.
All vertibrates in fact, among others.
The other side of things are the protostomes. They all develop a mouth before the anus at some point in development.
These include insects, bugs, snails, etc.
Thanks! I wasn’t sure and was gonna put “creatures” originally.
Great - now I can’t think of the womb as anything other than a 3D printer…
Your mouth is directly connected to your anus the same way New York is directly connected to Miami.
If there was a single unbroken tunnel between Miami and New York yes.
In name only… and, uh, not even that.
My mouth is not connected to my anus by I-95
As a resident of both New York City and Orlando, and a frequent traveler of i-95, just… No
The I-95 is the colon of the USA.
TIL. I was pretty sure that was New Jersey.
Wait until you find out how many other sphincters are in your body.
So we’re all just a bunch of assholes?
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? I knew it I’m surrounded by assholes.
So I get this is just a funny thought, but my inner pedant is itching to say this…Sphincter is not your anus, it is a type of muscle. We have several. So, like, no, because the mouth doesn’t behave the way sphincters do. ok thanks for that, carry on with the assmouth jokes lol
We’re all just tubes tubin’ around.
Totally tubular, dude!
you need to watch human cenepede.
The abridged version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFokXnCCMf8
Now here is a fun and disturbing thought: The skin of your lips is the same type of skin as on your sphincter. Have a good night.
Dudes I’m eating
With your face anus?
Thanks doc! Cs get degrees!
Which is why i kiss and eat ass.
We are essentially a coiled tube, surrounded by a system maintenance apparatus.
Fam, you would have RULED 8th grade recess.
I still rule 8th grade recess
…with teeth
the sun is a star
Hey, an actual shower thought
