Donald Trump will not attend his eldest son’s wedding, reportedly taking place in the Bahamas this weekend.
After telling reporters Thursday he was going to “try to make” the intimate ceremony between Donald Trump Jr. and Bettina Anderson, but that it was “not good timing” because of the Iran war, Trump confirmed he won’t attend.
“He’d like me to go,” Trump said. “I said, ‘You know, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.’”
“That’s one I can’t win on,” Trump said in the Oval Office when asked if he planned to attend his eldest son’s wedding. “If I do attend, I get killed. If I don’t attend, I get killed by the fake news, of course.”
Nearly 12 weeks into the Iran war, Trump is facing record-low approval ratings amid the public’s growing discontent over the high cost of gasoline, groceries and other everyday expenses – all impacted by the president’s war in the Middle East.
He did not get awarded a nobel peace prize.
Sure enough he’ll get the dad of the year award instead
FIFA dad of the week award
He’s been to weddings before. They’re boring.
And the cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon…
“It’s not good for me” to a son’s wedding.
Spoken like a true narcissist
I’d almost feel bad for them all being raised by generations of narcissists if they weren’t all falling so willfully easily into the narcissistic hole themselves.
“If I do attend, I get killed.
I think he meant that literally.
More reasons to go.
How easy would have been to spin it as “I’ll risk everybody by being there”.
There is not a single cell in his disgusting body that would even remotely contemplate that.
Those golf courses aren’t going to play themselves
“in and out four days”
For not four.
I mean I guess he kinda is in a no-win situation, on the other hand it’s a no-win situation of his own making. He chose to go in on Iran, now he can suffer the consequences of that.
Even with the war, he would get a pass from the majority of the public for going to his kids wedding.
Although, now that he said he was going to skip, and he referred to his first born son as “someone he’s known for a long time,” he’s going to get roasted either way.
The no-win situation was caused by his inability to show affection to anyone other than himself.
Colbert used to roast the crap out if trumps in ability to love his sons. Im so upset he’s gone and wont do a skit on this.
Nah, iran will be done right after the wedding is over, this wasn’t a distraction from Epstein, it was a ruse to get out of the wedding.
Such a burn. You know the bride was all excited to have a White House wedding, and they had to tell her that the optics would be bad. But at least the President will be at her wedding, and she’ll be able to tell her children and grandchildren about it, right? Nah, he’s got better things to do. Does he even know her name? Or is she just “the new one?”
Weird that the non-war that’s now past the sixty day limit without congressional approval is still taking up his time.
We were on a break!
He’s probably mostly uninterested in anything Iran and will probably spend more time talking about that stupid fucking ballroom.
"While I very much wanted to be with my son, Don Jr., and the newest member of the Trump Family, his soon to be wife, Bettina, circumstances pertaining to Government, and my love for the United States of America, do not allow me to do so. I feel it is important for me to remain in Washington, D.C., at the White House during this important period of time. Congratulations to Don and Bettina! President DONALD J. TRUMP,” the president wrote Friday on Truth Social.
I could do my son’s wedding, but, unfortunately, the only way to make that about me, is to proclaim I can’t attend, to the whole United States of the World! Also, I’m running out of commas again, somehow, and have to go get more.
He has time to golf but not time for his child’s wedding.
Not the sort of child wedding that interests him.
Daddy please love me. Daddy please see me. Dad won’t you love me? Dad won’t you see me? Daddy please love me! Daddy please see me! Dad won’t you love me?! DAD CANT YOU SEE ME???
Thats what i dont get.
Fly in on the big chopper, someone says “i do”, and he flies off again. Less time than it takes him to take a shit.
He’s making a bigger deal out of it by not attending.
That’s a good point: at first glance it sounds like a big deal because it’s “international travel,” but the Bahamas are basically right next to mar-a-lago anyway so (depending exactly which island the wedding is on) it probably actually is within chopper distance.
He’s the commander in chief and has access to Marine One and the entire Navy. This is not a logistics problem.
Not that anyone would even care at this point, but I don’t think the commander in chief should use the Navy to get to a private event.
The helicopter POTUS travels in is operated by “the navy”.
He’s making it about himself. He gets off on that.
Won’t matter. He’s invincible. Shit just rolls off him and onto the Democrats. This is the media’s doing.
What about Biden? He’s not going to Don Jr’s wedding either. Why isnt the media reporting on that?
It’s the Kobayashi-Marriage scenario.
The Kobayashi-I do
