At this point I’m hoping that we can get him pissed off enough to essentially crowd source a stroke.

In the media, to avoid talking about the more serious shit.

On places like lemmy, because humor is a coping mechanism and it’s way easier to make jokes about this than the more serious shit.

In addition to that, there’s honestly a very real possibility that his mind is gone enough at this point that he can’t even really follow instructions anymore without someone physically present and nudging him along like a giant toddler.

In a biblical plague sort of way, perhaps

Honestly I’m pretty sure physics would do that for you if he tried; the initial plan for that thing included more presidents but the rock was deemed too unstable. And that was with, y’know, actual competent engineers, not whoever the fuck Rapey the Clown would hire for the project.

Tbf I think there’s a degree of correlation vs causation at play here. Career politicians who have been in office for literal decades are more likely to be out of touch with how the average person actually lives and newcomers are likely to skew younger.

What we need is fresh blood. The age of the actual politicians is more just a natural consequence of that than the goal.

Maybe black raspberry? Native to much of North America, edible for humans and wildlife, covered in thorns and spreads like a motherfucker.

Given the context, maybe married 1/13/2004 and divorced 2022?

Edit: actually, if they married in 2004 they would have been married 22 years this year. Maybe dude just rounded up.

AccuWeather warns that on Sunday, Washington looks like it will be hit with a “a heavy thunderstorm late in the afternoon,” in which “downpours and lightning could impact the events at the White House.”

Idk, that sounds like absolutely perfect weather for Donnie to go stand in a large open area under a big hastily built metal thing.

I honestly would not be surprised if the version on the soundtrack has it removed, but in the actual movie there’s an Asian caracature cat (big buck teeth and all) that plays chopsticks with literal chopsticks whilst singing something to the effect of “egg fu Yung, fortune cookie always wrong”

There’s also that bit that comes out of nowhere in the middle of ‘Everybody wants to be a Cat’. Which is really a damn shame, because that song is honestly kind of a banger otherwise.

That movie was one of my absolute favorites as a kid and I still maintain that O’Malley is the best Disney ‘prince’ but that part was certainly a choice.

They’ve got an ongoing show aimed at preschoolers called The Very Small Creatures. My 4 year old watches it occasionally. It’s simple but cute.

Always been partial to this one

I gotchu, it’s Goodnight Nurse

The Kobayashi-I do

That’s as many as four 10s!

President Gomer