Gas prices are too low.
The kennedy squirts.
Trump must have an outsized amount of restraint, if the media is to be believed, because he’s constantly some form of livid behind closed doors but never shows it on camera.
If you watched the presidential debates in 2016, you can really see it showcased. The first one he interrupted and talked over Hillary Clinton constantly. He did that screechy no no you’re wrong thing constantly. He paced the stage like a toddler with pinworms. One of the later debates they announced ahead of time that they would be silencing the mics once time was up. I was looking forward to him foaming at the mouth and shouting into air. Instead, he was perfectly composed and restrained throughout it.
It most reminds me of abusers who will “fly off the handle” at any little thing at home, blaming passion or that they were pushed into it. But in public totally charming, totally cool and collected (except that look which lets you know you will be hearing about it at home).
Trump is a bully and con man. He plays dumb(er) because it gets him advantages. Even the TACO stuff; I’m not sure he cares about consistency, but he sure is making a ton of money for himself and incidentally his friends by waffling and swinging the markets.
Saw someone call it MAHA Blast, and that’s what I’m going with from now on.
The orange utan is upset? Good. I’ll take anything until we can finally indict him and his family for treason / sedition / corruption / whatever sticks.
Orangutans are dignified and graceful compared to Slobba the Hutt
At this point I’m hoping that we can get him pissed off enough to essentially crowd source a stroke.
I was hanging out with my dad yesterday and he farted, blasted some finger guns and said “Donald Trump!” I asked him if he did that every time and he said, "either that or I’ll say Mitch McConnell ". My dad is pretty great.
Your dad’s awesome. Thank you for sharing that!
Why not Donorrhea?
I just call it Melania.
That’s the STD you get from a MAGAT
I thought that was Barron.
Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.
Lol, I just heard about people calling it “MAHA Blast”
https://bsky.app/profile/crobertcargill.bsky.social/post/3mqs653ozb22q
Lol thats hilarious
Trump is mad?
We are settling for scraps.
I want the whole meal.
I want Trump in prison for his crimes.
No one gives a fuck how the rapist in chief feels when we mention he regularly shits himself now.
We want justice for the women who were sex trafficked and raped when they were still legally children.
I want him executed via hydraulic press to the pelvis and skull
@Fishnoodle @Snowies v e r y s l o w l y
When your diaper’s getting packed and your hair is kinda wack - Trumporrhea!
When your economy’s in shambles and your president just rambles. Trumporrhea
When you need to distract / from the Epstein files, stat / Trumporrhea
Wen u eat a bunch of lettuce and unlock another fetish trumoerhrrea
When your diaper’s full of skids and you dream of rapin’ kids trumporrhea
When it is your lucky day and the cake is tasty, yay!
… TRUMPORRHEA
Aw shit I didn’t even notice
Aw
shittrumporrhea I didn’t even notice
Apocalyptically angry? Maybe in his own little universe.
Personally I still prefer unhinged.
I wonder if he threw more hamberders at the wall
But was he BLASTED?
Presumably somebody was SLAMMED.
Come on and SLAM!
Just the usual sanewashing.
