And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don’t. Use it as a trigger to know you’re dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
Do this:
Hope this helps!
A barrel roll!
Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos…
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
“It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”
Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
stonks
You would have to be an fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious
When time is being manipulated and it’s not you doing it… a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
It’s doing a loopity-loop, it’s time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
