Was unaware of this chucklefuck, glad to know he exists
Sounds like a qoute out of a dystopian movie.
Cue the pirates of the Caribbean scene/ where captain Barbosa tells you you’re “in one”
You best start believing dystopian sci-fi stories, you’re in one

Fucking GOAT.
With a New Text Document, no less
Lmao, I didn’t even catch that. Just makes it even better. 😂
Made my own version in GIMP, to get rid of ‘new text document’ and avoid watermarks:

(Not sure which font to use, so I picked a monospaced one for added ‘cyber’. Also, here’s a clean base image if anybody wants to do better.)
Fucking GOAT.
I’ve had that shitty copy saved for about 2 years now, it’s good to have a slick clean version instead <3
If the quoted text is an actual quote, he is directly quoting the elcatch phrase of the Borg from star trek.
Great! Let’s do that to him, and then kill him.
Challenge accepted.
That’s the spirit! We’re only as weak as they can make us feel weak.
Precisely. We mightn’t be the ones but in the end they’ll get beaten.
the only way AI to survive is datamining people and selling it to ad companies.
Still unable to make a steady profit, eh?
I’m sorry, how is it inescapable? If I follows me across devices, I just won’t use those devices. So how’s it going to follow me then?
You don’t need to use devices. Other people are, so you will be part of it. Any device in your proximity will listen to you, any photos other people take of you will identify you, public cameras or facitities will surveil you, smart energy meters will know what you do in your home…
That is why the position of “I don’t care, because I don’t use that tech.” or “It is peoples choice.” Is so useless… We need strong regulation… Worldwide.
I never much cared for other people anyways.
I refuse.
So… instead of creating a product, proving it’s good, and getting sales that way, they’re using rapist tactics and arguments!? No red flags there!
They are definitely using “just lie back and let it happen” type of language
I have a theory, that these fuckers learned enough from all the hype and bust cycles enough to not only shove it down our throat, but to even avoid a bubble burst for very long.
Welp, it’s time to build the BlackWall.
Cool, then we’ll just openly fight you my dude
So we’re all being stalked by tech companies?
Damn, who knew the flip phones from 2005 would make a come back
I’ve still got one in a drawer somewhere
Get ready for even flip phones having AI agents for “accessibility” reasons!
AI agents will be become invisible, inescapable, follow you across devices
But what if I don’t want them to?
Then you opt-out and you won’t need to look at any track anymore. They’ll still track you.
They’ll still track you.
There are (admittedly inconvenient) actions I can take to reduce how much I’m tracked, and also to intentionally pollute a portion of the tracking data that thwy do collect.
Or I could just give up and let the fuckers win…
Didn’t you read the headline?

There are four lights.
I feel like I’m getting the last laugh for being childfree and, how shall we say, no longer young. I’m just hoping to run down the clock before things get too shitty. But they seem to be trying to speedrun this shit.







