MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agoWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?message-squaremessage-square127linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareWhat dumb line/joke may live in your head forever?MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days agomessage-square127linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days ago“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
minus-squareotacon239@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoAn escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
minus-squareLORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoRice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
minus-squareCmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days ago"I used to do drugs… I still do, but I used to too"
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days ago“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”
“I always wanted a briefcase that attached to my wrist with handcuffs. Alright.” - A “joke” from Mitch Hedberg.
An escalator is never broken. It just becomes stairs.
Rice is great when you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.
"I used to do drugs…
I still do, but I used to too"
“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”