I used to know someone who carried little tightly wrapped baggies of acetone in his glove box to chuck at asshole drivers.
I think about him every time I see something like this
This seems fraught with problems. What if you miss and hit someone in the face?
Then their face is covered with acetone? Seems pretty straightforward to me
It’s a great way to cause eye damage.
Yes, that is likely to happen
I’d worry about spilling my Big Gulp filled with MEK if I accidentally ran into any thing.
I’d be worried about containing any of that super reactive stuff correctly.
Imagine Big Gulp tweaks their cup and it dissolves away in your cup holder.
I’m not planning on making it as far as my cup holder.
Mild annoyance and then continue with my day. If I’m really annoyed report it to whoever issues the parking fines in the area.
My city has a sick app for reporting these sorts of things! Just snap a photo and it tags the location and uses OCR to get the license plate number.
I’d probably think “God why did I have to come across so many cars and terrible drivers today. Damn I hate cars.”
and then walk away.
Nothing, officer. I didn’t see who keyed the car.
would be annoying for the tesla owner if whoever bumped into the car had no identifying features or clothes, so the car cameras can’t be used to identify the person
Instructions are clear. Butt naked bumping the car repeatedly on the crosswalk.
Teslas have proximity cameras just so you know better to throw something at it from a distance or better from above
Teslàs have proximity cameras just so you know better to throw something at it from a distance or better from above
Possibly committing felony vandalism for a parking violation. Does not seem reasonable.
Neither does giving your money to buy a car that owns you and your data, supporting a sociopath psycho rapist.
And, you can’t fight something unreasonable with reason. You fight it with whatever uses the least energy, because douchebags are not worthwhile to fight fairly or morally.
I won’t be held to high moral standards while fighting another guy with no standards at all.
What is up with the down votes? Lemmy is being very polarizing lately. Bots perhaps? It seems fishy
Felony vandalism?
In a country without felonies as well.
Key it while crossing over the hood when I’m having a bad day (every day is a bad day in my book).
Thats just illegal?
Why not call the police instead?
I trust any copper as far as I can throw the pictured car.
Yeah but parking on a crosswalk is also illegal, so it’s fine. See someone jaywalking? Kill them.
“Jaywalking” isn’t illegal. Its a made up “crime” to target black people.
All crimes are made up. Do a murder.
Russian style , place very big stickers on all the windows , works great.
Also place dogshit on his carEggshell stickers were made for teslas
We had a car (ours) on the street for a while in front of our house. Whatever glue they use on the enforcement notices that the police placed on it is unreal - very hard to get all of it off without using a blade.
Hairdryer, low speed, max temp
Hell yeah I’m back in Lisbon
Continue, stoicly walking in my designated space. Car or no car. (I wish… in reality I’d probably just walk around the car)
Walk directly across the hood.
Only do this when the driver is there. If not call the cops.
Unironically this. You either walk right over it or take a seat on the hood.
So close…
seatshit.FYFY
It’s a tough one honestly, because you never know if its someone that’s generally a considerate person but had to park for an emergency… Or if it’s just a general asshole on a standard day.
Judging by the car make and model though (all black Tesla), I’d lean towards the latter.
Well, I would imagine someone in emergency would at very least leave emergency lights on. I’m assuming OP wouldn’t time the picture so they don’t show up.
If hazards are on, I’d give the benefit of doubt, otherwise, probably not.
If I don’t know (sometimes you figure out it’s a nurse for example) I move open the wipers as a little sign.
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“Oh hey look, a Nazi sympathizer.”
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This seems to be Portugal. The license plates have either an F or a P and that doesn’t look like a French plate.
Walk over its hood. It’s technically not illegal in most parts.
I’ve got the street all to myself. Maybe I’d have a brief moment of reflection on how surprisingly quiet and peaceful city streets can be at times.
Must be part of the crosswalk, just walk over it!
