Fun fact: More time has passed between today and 1999, than between 1999 and the Second Cod War.
Ah, 1999, the early days of the Bass wars.
Many Bass was slapped.
I can still remember the stories about when the halibut took back the mid Atlantic ridge.
The second COD was released in 2005 so that males sense.
I now have ‘robot vs dinosaur’ by Skeleton Dick stuck in my head. Miss those guys.
Have my angry upvote. After I’ve shaken the dust out of my joints.
Fucking arthritis in my right hand rn. I’m 32. Send morphine
1970s ain’t got shit to do with the 1990s you mf toddler
Alright, calm down fossil. There’s less time between you and us, than there us between us and today - ergo we’re all getting older here.
you didn’t even have domestic internet you protozoa
Did you mean “we didn’t”?
I’d say you got me on that one, but my hone’s internet connection was so shite I basically didn’t have it until the 2000s.
Besides you guys had ARPAnet, I’m sure you could make do with that haha
(Now we just need a Centennial to come in here and say we’re both young for having had computers full stop)
Don’t you have grandchildren to play with?
Nah I got fixed because it was actually legal and not completely abnormal to have done when I came of childbearing age.
My 1970’s born self appreciates all you horned up youngsters. Things have been…interesting since my early forties when a touch of grey came in.
How is it to look at kids growing up to 30 year old adults?
Haha, just have your kids later in life then you don’t have to see them grow old.
I’m from the 60’s and my eldest just turned twenty.
Can’t imagine such a low stress life that greys didn’t come in till 40s, I’m over here with greys in my late 20s…
I think it’s genetic sometimes - I didn’t have a single grey hair until I was 35, which is when a bunch of health stuff kicked off.
Still don’t have much grey at 48, and my grandfather was only about 50/50 when he died at 85.
I have not had a stress-free life.
I think it’s genetic
Yeah, I knew a guy back in high school who at 18 started going bald, and not a nice bald, poor bugger. There was another man I met who was in his 50s and had white hair since he was 11 or so, thick full pure white hair. Myself, @50ish, maybe 10 whiteish hairs on my head, and about half my beard.
True that genetics do take a part of it, but sadly both of my parents didn’t develop greys until their mid-50s…
It is, in turn 40 this year and in the past year they’ve only just started to fill in. My dad had almost completely black hair into his early 60s. Both he and I have had super stressful lives. My mom had very obvious grays by the time I was born when she was 27. He’s half Native American and she’s 100% Dutch so wildly different genetics
I’ve had them since my early 20s.
The years have been cruel
I hope it’s a few select hairs and not patches :') that’s how it was for me starting at around 22.
It was patches. Its zones now that 20 more years have gone by
I hear you. A few wrinkles around my eyes and daily cardio, and I haven’t gotten so much young mom attention since I was taking my kids to the playground. 10 more years, and I may do the same with potential grandkids. That will be a deadly combo.
Personally, I expect the twentysomething attention to fall off a cliff as we hit or get very close to 60. I expect the age group that’ll give us the time of day then to be fortysomething year olds.
Indeed. I seem to be a magnet for baby gays
‘85. Don’t care. Still making and sharing good art.
Same year! High five!
I’m almost old enough to be an 18 year old’s dad, and it’s a strange feeling.
I’m so old that an 18 year old was born AFTER i had finished school. I’m so decrepit.
Now I’m scared of that time
it’s crazy on the opposite end too cause wdym someone born in 1990 is old enough to be my dad (i’m a Feb 2008 baby). that’s so recent and most of my favorite celebrities are from that era and I don’t see them as old😭
You’re 18 and you’re dating someone who’s about 50?
Welcome back violet
I’m old enough to have a grandchild that’s 18. I still am not sure how I feel about it.
This reasoning also means you’re old enough to be a parent. Technically correct, and it happens I guess.
But hey, if it rustles your jimmies, get some and enjoy it 😃 as long as it involves consenting adults, don’t let others yuck your yum!
that’s exactly what I’m doing rn, living my daddy fantasy this summer. plus, I asked my dad to set me up with someone, so the guy I’m seeing is vetted and my dad knows him well, which makes me feel super safe and comfortable. i’ll probably get hate for this on here, but it is what it is.😌
Somehow, I don’t think this crowd will frown on a girl dating someone old enough to be her dad.
I frown on a 50 year old man dating an 18 year old girl. The girl is too young to realise how fucked up that is, but the 50 year old guy should absolutely know he should be keeping his hands of someone who was literally a child earlier this year.
hell so should her dad
in March, I made a post on asklemmy about going on a date with a '93 guy (date ended up not happening) and oh boy did i get flamed.😭
Jealousy is real
Hey, who fucking cares if some squares want to shame you. Just block them. Enjoy your life and experience pleasure the way you want to. Nobody has the right to gatekeep you on that.
As a side note, as amusing as your posts are, I also think it’s pretty cool how relentlessly sex-positive you seem to be.
I find these memes funny. Because one day you’ll wake up and find yourself where we old people are. Time really flies by quickly. So, enjoy your youthful times and make as much memories as you can.
Don’t look up how old that clip is.
Almost exactly 30 years old. It’s happened to everyone who watched it when it first aired!
I’m trying to deal with reality, but my hardware was issued in the 20th century.
to startle them, start sentences with
In the late 20th century we used to…
Take your ibuprofen papa.
I would, but my stomach hurts when I do 😭
I should work on my forearms.
84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)
Are you back Violet?
