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- politicalmemes@lemmy.world
Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.
He pisses himself more offen though.
And yet it’s nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.
From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.
Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.
Pedo Don is leaking.
Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days…

Cocksucker Carlson*
Fuck Carlson but why is cocksucker an insult
because he’s homophobic.
Normal people wouldn’t care but he would.
Don’t defame the good name of cock suckers
let’s be fair not all cocksuckers are good people. charlie kirk was a cocksucker and he ended up throating lead instead
*Cucker Tarlson
Guess they want to use that couch again
They’re saving it for JD
JD prefers imported non whites but that’s okay because he’s top level maga they get special privileges when it comes to that stuff even though they’re against it for sub-maga
Papi nooo!
One could say, he trumps a lot.

“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
Experimental obesity drug diarrhea
Who’s more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,
And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn’t release?
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
He didn’t lie about the dictator on day one part
Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.
Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

holy fuck this is going the save folder
I made it myself!
Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us
Ugh, imagine shitting your pants in front of the camera.
If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.
Wicker furniture could be burned immediately after.
They shouldn’t have to wait until he gets off it.
The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn’t sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4
The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don’t want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better
We instead get fooled by misinformation spread by the far-right about our comrades then expel them based on that, because “the left needs to do better”.
wE gO hIgH
dude that was just to get us stoners on board. you gotta giggle while you say it.
Damn good catch.
can you believe krasnov? has to sit on both his jacket and his pants to not get pants stains on white couches? THE SHAME!
yeah this feels real tan suity.
Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.
Now I’m not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.
Trump is an absolute asshole, for sure, but this is no different than the dems propping Biden up at the end of his term - both are elder abuse
So because of Biden a candidate that was going to replay exactly the same decline whilst in office was correctly elected? Seems like everyone should have learned from the first mistake no?
Oh, do fuck off
Why did you feel the need to make that comparison? Did anyone here mention supporting their actions? Is the strawman fighting back?
Yeah it’s pathetic that both parties want to put some grandpa into the most vital position of leadership, like why is this even acceptable
Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit
And that video is a year old.
He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. “Very good!”
Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.
They’ve dealt with him before.
Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?
He’s always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad’s suit. I can’t guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.
Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?
It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it’s a bad fit but that’s why I assume he wears them.
Why does his tire go down to his fucking shins? He’s a buffoon and always has been.
Thank you, we appreciate you!
So you’re saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲
Are you serious? That’s a JACKET?
What the fuck?
Like… What the FUCK?
I literally don’t believe it, because people with nice jackets don’t look like this.
Edit: Naw, it’s a towel. Come on… Do you think we’re all fucking stupid?
You’re using too much
Settle down bucko
Like… what the FUCK?
Did you watch the video of him sitting down? Yes, it is his ill-fitting jacket that spreads to his sides as he sits down. There is no ambiguity or doubt because the video clearly shows the couch before and while he sits down, and clearly shows the bottom of his jacket spread. He is not sitting on a towel.
We don’t need to make up things that didn’t happen in order to criticize Trump. There’s plenty of embarrassing, disgraceful, and (most importantly) real things that happen in the video, from needing a 3-2-1 countdown with aid in order to sit down on a couch, to getting talked to like a young child by everyone in the room.
Watch the video
have you seen how his clothes fit? that’s not a nice jacket. men’s wearhouse at best.
nobody wants a shitstain on white furniture. its just common sense
Yet here he his sitting on white furniture. Seems they failed
So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?



















