Free cocainum!!!
As yes, the deep concainum mines where most of the world’s cocaine ore comes from. How could I forget?
If Columbia wins, free empanadas!
I don’t know if this is bait, but it’s “Colombia”.
Just autocorrect screwing me again. Fixed now.
Happy cake day!
Or plain unseasoned areppas … I do not miss colombian breakfast
I had no idea what this was referring to until I saw the comments
Free coffee baby!
Columbian chicks are hot!
If Norway wins, free smalahove!
Counter offer:

Haja alguém com cultura aqui!
PORTUGAL CARALHO
Free coffee!
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say they weren’t referring to coffee. 😏
Let them tie and say they both won so we get beer and tacos.
free hippos!
Kill the Colombian hippos
What when the USA wins? Free “I can’t breathe”?
Free bullet!
I was thinking fried chicken but yeah, maybe a gun?
if America is giving out free guns, technically everything else is on the house.
Free McDonalds.
Free hamberders.
Nah you get an “opportunity” to get experience to work an unpaid internship at a multi-million dollar corporation to put on your resume.
Free freedom
Free dumb?
That’s already free on Twitter daily.
Free tequeños?
If Sweden wins, free surströmming!
🥹 kanelbullar were right there
What, free columbariums?
Free earthquakes? No wait, that would be Venezuela.
If china wins, free Tibet?
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That’s awesome. I’ve always wanted a Tibet.











