I was given this decanter as a present. It is so hard to clean but it’s a show stopper for sure.
PissWine is stored in the ballsScroll further down the page to learn that it’s on sale for €69.
I know what I’m getting for my next bachelorette party (or at least recommending it to my wife to give)
That wine’s gonna taste like ass
Surely it will taste more phallic
Sure, if you’re boring
Now you can deepthroat directly without tasting it.
How do you get the wine into that thing?
Sounding
If your piss is red you need to see a doctor
If your genitals are transparent and made of glass, doubly so.
650 ml? Most bottles are 750, they couldve made the balls a bit larger. It wouldve looked better and held more wine.
That’s a new use of the word “elegant” that I was unfamiliar with.
Pinot is stored in the balls.
Cradle the balls.









