I like American sushi rolls, but that just looks so sloppy.
You trying to say this isn’t an amazing idea? Forget tradition, I bet it tastes incredible.
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Are they saying that getting eel and putting bbq on it is wrong ?
because i don’t see how it adds up different.
Eel sushi already has a Japanese BBQ sauce on it.
Grilled unagi is amazing.
Yeah but apple wood smoked eel with Carolina sauce on it, also fuckin amazing
What about Kewpie mayo mixed with organic buttermilk?
Maybe add some sour cream and this legitimately how I make my ranch and blue cheese dressings. So fucking good.
Another good version that I learned from a sushi place is cream with a touch of wasabi and salt. So good.
I’m l getting sushi later, I’ll have to try that when I get home (assuming leftovers).
They had it for the salad, but I couldn’t let it go to waste and it really is delicious.
I put it on a poke bowl, was delicious!
I had to look up the right ratios online… apparently you can also use sour cream 🤔
I’m glad it was delicious, a poke bowl is a great idea. Sour cream seems wrong, but I’ve been surprised by that stuff before.
I’ve never considered this, but now I sort of want to try it.
Yeah the moment I read it, it was less “ewww” and more “huh, I wonder…”
I mean, it’s ranch.
If you’re gonna be weird about it and go away from soy sauce, use blue cheese.
A big ol dab of tartar sauce on that fishiness.
That roll has cream cheese inside. It’s already considered a capital offense in Japan.
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If the Japanese stop putting salmon out I’ll believe their silly rules.
Japan’s most popular fairly-priced national sushi chain is doing things much more wild than ranch on a rotating monthly basis. Every time I’m in Japan for work I stop in to Sushiro just to see what they’re doing this month that would make American weebs angry.
That’s my thought. There’s nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.
I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren’t fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don’t think it’s normal sushi.
Right? I’m Canadian. Poutine is a culture here, especially Quebec (Where I lived for a short time). Poutine is straight fries, fresh cheese curds, and gravy. That’s it.
You can totally add whatever you want to it. Plenty of restaurants exist to make pulled pork or extra loaded poutine. Want to add green onions? Ceaser dressing? Tater tots? Have at er, bud. Just don’t call it a traditional poutine.
I make sushi at home. I used to work in a sushi shop full time. We had all the traditional rolls for people but also some off the cuff ones like with cream cheese and such.
It’s like people watched Jiro: Dreams of Sushi and assumed that all sushi in Japan is like that
It’s called fusion, okay?!
As if what we did to them with fission wasn’t destructive enough.
It could be worse. He could have battered and deep-fried the sushi before dipping it in Ranch.
Well, they say two wrongs don’t make a right, but you might be onto something here.
I’ve had ‘sushi’ where the meat was, cooked, chicken and the roll was tempura battered and fried.
It was good, as fried foods tend to be
I have also had it and it was delicious. I consider it a stepping stone to getting hesitant Americans to give sushi a try.
California/Volcano roll is my goto.
I tried eel first (wasn’t told what it was until I confirmed it was good😂)
I had exactly this. Deep fried sushi. At a place in Ukraine. It was soooo good.
Deep fried California rolls are quite common in Vancouver as well.
Various other deep-fried rolls show up as well, usually with the moniker crazy or crunch before added to some other roll
YOU try living in the shithole Midwest and see how long you go without looking at a candy bar and wishing it was covered in batter and fried.
You… um, well… okay that actually sounds pretty good and I’d totally try it
You joke, but there are indeed tempura fried rolls and they are in fact delicious. I personally think then having ranch dip is quite a step too far.
A tempura fried shrimp roll with a good ranch would go so hard
Q: How do you get a blow job in Texas? A: Dip it in ranch
That tuna looks rough…
*salmon
That’s what ranch is for.
It’s been a rough week
Hopefully that tuna isn’t from a can. 😏
That is salmon.
You can get that from a can too.
Midwest.
Even worse. Given the boot, the sliver of woodland green MARPAT camo, and the ID card reader in the keyboard, this is some dumb ass Marine.
Thats not just sushi dipped in ranch. Thats PX gas station sushi dipped in ranch.
Don’t forget the blue silicone wedding ring. They pushed those at the BX/PX as a way to show your marital status without taking your valuable ring to a deployed site.
Just Americans.
They have no culture.
Is this a meme too?
Nah, just International reality.
Americans are cultural leeches.
Your ignorance is showing.
People love to claim we have no culture then complain about our culture being too prevalent. The post in question is someone dipping an American interpretation of Japanese food (the Philadelphia sushi roll) into a sauce (ranch dressing) so ironically American it can be used in fiction as a shorthand for a person or place being heavily influenced by American culture
I’m not American. Other than murdering children overseas and being fat, what culture does America have?
What culture do you have?
See how that’s an impossible question to answer?
Canada? Ask every other International country. We can wear our flag on our body wherever we go. You wear anything American? You get spit on.
The world fucking hates you. Maybe comments like this is why.
We can wear our flag on our body wherever we go. You wear anything American? You get spit on.
Tell me something I don’t know lol. Anyways, I see I was completely right about you not being worth my time to write a thoughtful response to.
Only an idiot would assume 300million people are all the same. I’m not an idiot so you don’t see me blaming a random native of Canada for running residential schools. That would be stupid, and exactly what you sound like.
What culture do you have?
Basketball, Hockey, Lacrosse, Curling in sport. Maple Syrup, Poutine, Donairs, with food. Multiculturalism is accepted in Canada instead of a melting pot in America. We accept other cultures here while you expect them to integrate into Americanism.
I could go on. There’s a reason you responded with a “Well what about?” instead of actually defending Americal culture, which literally doesn’t exist.
America is literally a global leech. Takes everything and contributes nothing.
May I intoduce you to the cinematic masterpiece known as The Fast and the Furious?
Okay. I’ll give you this one.
Non exhaustive
Culinary culture: ranch dressing, macaroni and cheese, cheeseburgers, chowders, various fusion and reinterpretation foods (such as tex mex, cali mex, and American Chinese food)
Musical culture: jazz, rap, blues, rock and roll
Clothing culture: blue jeans, t shirts as outerwear, western style clothing
Traditional celebrations: a variety of sporting events, high school dance celebrations such as homecoming and prom, independence day celebrations (fireworks, cookouts, and outdoor activities are traditional)
Game culture: baseball and gridiron football
Is there an aspect of culture in specific you’d like to accuse us of not having?
Literally none of those originate from the USA.
Fuck me, Americans really think they invented everything. Just because you made them popular because you stole culture from another country doesn’t mean you invented it.
various fusion and reinterpretation foods (such as tex mex, cali mex, and American Chinese food)
This is an actual defence of “America has no culture” and an example is literally taking other cultures and fucking to up to make your own. Your culture is literally ripping off other cultures and claiming them yours.
Perfect representation of “America has no culture” if I do say so myself.
To begin with, please read the origins section here. Now, where the fuck do you think jazz originates‽ Who the fuck else would be making a national holiday of the united states declaration of independence‽
Apparently several things I listed originated in the UK, which is fair, we’re deeply culturally similar. But I repeat, you really think anyone other than Americans invented jazz music?
You’re coming in here starting with your base opinion (America bad and can do nothing worthy of even mild redemption). Yeah a lot of our culture comes from fusion and reinterpretation, it’s been barely 500 years since the European rediscovery of the continent. We’re a nation of immigrants that’s 250 years old. Do you think poutine isn’t sufficiently Canadian? If it is, in what way is it different in how much creativity and innovation needed for the US to create basketball?
I assume nothing originating with native American culture will count to you, so no lacrosse. I suspect you’ll also not count roasted turkey (a north American bird prepared in a European style) served alongside mashed potatoes (incans and brits can argue over who invented them) with turkey gravy, and a dinner of pumpkin and pecan pies (north American plants, European cooking) in a family focused feast themed around giving thanks on the 3rd Thursday of November (originally suggested by Abraham Lincoln, honoring a mythical dinner between colonists and natives, and later made annual by Franklin Roosevelt), despite this being an annual celebration nobody else does, with traditional foods tied to the dual European and North American identity of our country, that’s steeped in history both real and mythological and cultural values such as thanks, family, and gluttony.
But also as I’m typing this out, I’m realizing invention and uniqueness aren’t even remotely necessary for something to be considered an important part of culture. Basically every European loves to consider beer (or wine) and bread an important part of their culture and yet all three of these things originated in Mesopotamia. Or is the slight variation in your beers significantly more important than our radical remaining of Chinese food or Cincinnati chili (go ahead, blame someone else for that).
And in what way is it fair to say only Mexico has a cultural claim to chili con carne or only the Taino can consider barbecue part of their culture. Both of these are significant centerpieces to gatherings and local identity in their respective regions.
And we aren’t fucking up these things, we’re adapting them to our tastes and consuming them ourselves. That’s how cultural exchange and evolution happen.
Gatekeeping
Or its a meme.
It’s yucking yums
Yes, as we all know no one ever takes jokes too far to the point of electing them president of a powerful nation.
Lol wow, equating this to trump is wild af
Seriously. Let people do their crazy shit. It isn’t hurting anyone else.
You want ketchup with steak? Go crazy.
And laughing about it doesn’t really hurt anyone either…
Blasphemy! U are bad, let me enjoy my raw eggs on ice cream in peace!!!
There I might have to draw a line. ;-)
Til gatekeeping = non-insane opinion.
Having an opinion isn’t gatekeeping. Forcing others to have your opinion is.
Ah yes, jokes are force. This is a good point.
Are you unaware that punching down is generally frowned upon these days?
Lol punching down is now teasing people for unpopular opinions? What a weird claim. I hope that’s a joke.
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In the distance, Japanese sirens.
