That’s what I did.

I called them on that. My parents having the realization slowly but finally dawn on them that this meant they now had to wash their own dishes, mow their own lawn, pick up their own mess, and fix all their own shit was glorious to behold.

Junior’s not here to bail you out anymore. And yet, I “sat around all day” doing “nothing,” huh?

I just wasn’t born with enough middle fingers.