this makes alarm bells go off in my brain.
things are going smoothly because you’re not in control and your destination is a bad place.
Are you sure ruzzian ultrasonic missiles are not heading your way right now?
Literally reading this on a trolley where everything is fine.
(by which I mean train, I actually have no idea what a “trolley” actually is)
The biggest lesson I’ve learned from trolley problems is that it is way safer to be on a trolley than it is to be tied to trolley tracks.
It’s the thing you put your groceries in and wheel around in a supermarket
what’s a trolleybus then?
Before the invention of the USB, you had to transfer data manually. The trolleybus made it possible to move large amounts with much less effort.
I flip the switch initiating the chaos!
It’s the trolley after it hit the people on it’s tracks.
Reality is more like the trolly is traveling on a straight track while the entire world is going to hell around it, but there’s nothing you can do because the trolly just goes on and on.
People on the trolley never had a problem. The always travel safely to their destination.
Finally a trolley meme I can get behind.
But imagine if there were a problem…
Did op observing the trolley change the results, quantum physics in action.
Hweeew finally safe passage
I want this framed.


Can’t relate tbh





