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Bug milk has all the essential nutrients you need to grow a strong carapace
This is sound medical advice if your colera is high, but too little colera and you’ll end up melancholic.
Everything in proportion and moderation in all things.
I never thought, that I might need a certain level of cholera to not feel melancholic XD
While i’m technically not vegan, I don’t eat meat. How do y’all vegans feel about this?
I’m mostly vegetarian but I’ve eaten bigs a few times. Supposedly would be quite good for the environment if we would eat them more.
But according to OOP, bug consumption makes people & turtles sick.
Bugs are animals, so vegans are against eating bugs. Also, there’s oat milk, soy milk, cashew milk, rice milk, and many, many other plant milks available if you don’t want animal milk.
If it’s good for a carnivorous lion to grow up strong enough to beat his evil uncle, why not me?
Slimy, yet satisfying
Have we reached this level in our dystopia already?
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the sound of oatmeal being pushed through a leafblower-RFK jr voice
I will say I’m intrigued by this dietary idea but I’ll add my own spin on this. The bacteria that live within us are alive and well, so much so that they are us. We are just an avatar to these marvellous creatures.
Wouldn’t it then logically follow that it’s more beneficiary for us to ingest these bugs in a live state?
Now I can already hear the sceptics “but RFK, what about the roadkill you eat? Aren’t those dead?”.
Fair point, let’s ask the larvae.
Sceptics, …heh makes me wonder,…septic tics? Anyone?
Health yeeting
I don’t know how, but somehow I can imagine the taste.
Can we just turn the internet off now?
So you know the thing where people type “lol” but they don’t give a mild chuckle let alone actually laugh?
Your comment did it, I genuinely started laughing at my phone. Thx.
<3
A horrible day to have eyes
Wouldn’t have been so bad if we were illiterate.
So this would have no effect on Donald Trump 😄
Never does unfortunately.
What a horrible day to be able to read.
This was beautiful.
These people vote.
who knows, mabye they’re too busy with having diarrhea.
Healthy eating? More like health yeating.
Gotta be picky about your bugs and not use any of the poisonous ones.
I only eat the green ones. It’s quite the hassle to sort them but I just really don’t like the red and blue ones.
Have you tried blending them with fermented piss instead of water? It might also help to drip aged urine in your eyes to detoxify your body.
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
/s if it wasn’t blatantly obvious
Not necessarily.
WT…and I cannot emphasise this enough…F??
There were no other reported cases of intravenous semen injection found across the medical literature. A broader search of internet sites and forums found no documentation of semen injection for back pain treatment or otherwise.
That, at least, is something of a relief.
Wait until RFK jr. hears about that.
He came in his own spine?
What the…how does one even come to such an idea? And after that hurdle he still did it, thinking it might work? People…
Feels like an extension of the testosterone worshipping semen retaining nofap types. To quote Dr Strangelove: “Women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women,… but I do deny them my essence.”
That was Jack D Ripper, Dr Strangelove was the movie.
Some people are mentally ill in a way people can at least vaguely grasp
Some people are mentally ill in a way where they inject their own cum into their spines. I’m feeling grateful for which mental illness I was given right now 😅
True. Those kind of delusions can be very dangerous. I mean, all mental disorders are bad, but some are really destructive AND give you the sense of intellectual superiority, so that critique can never touch you. Deadly combination…
into their spinesIntravenous. And i don’t want to read, what it did to him.
You know Mr. Spinecum makes at least six figures, though.
Me, unemployed: is it too late to request a different kind of mental illness??
Not actually tho, I don’t want cum in my spine
Thanks, RFK
Nevah go that way!
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…that way leads straight to the castle…
Read the /s too late, my eyes burn.
Oh no sweaty… Did you ferment it for long enough? It should make your 15 cats gag when you open the bottle
Ah… I see the problem… Only 14 of my cats gagged. There was still one that didn’t. I guess it wasn’t fermented enough… I’ll be more careful next time rubs eyes while sobbing
It sounds like it’s almost ready sweaty 🥰😘 just give it a few more weeks in direct sunlight during this heat dome and it’ll be perfect 😍🎉🥳
