Pocket sand. Obviously.
As a parent, you can shove stuff in their pockets. It’s convenient storage that stays with the baby and usually they won’t mess with it overly much.
Like your drug contraband. If the cops find it what are they going to do? Arrest a baby?
“It’s coming right for us!”
Neither do most grown ups.
they’re for storing cool rocks, obviously, and it’s adults who are the fools for abandoning this wisdom
Rocks, snails, sand, bottle caps, so many possibilities!
So much sand. So very much
Tater tots
Multiple? Look at Mr fancy pockets here
Cargo diapers
imagine this pitcher of iced tea is really a gallon of your feces
Nose storage
It’s mostly for the pocket sand. If someone attacks a toddler, he can stand his ground and cast pocket sand to retaliate.
Former baby here. Obviously for random things they find on the ground
Former baby
I’m glad you overcame that difficulty 💜
For acorns, pebbles and trash that seemed useful at the moment?
It’s to hold lizards and acorn caps.
I WISH my kids would bring home lizards
As a parent I can answer this one. Nice rocks mostly. Sometimes bugs or candy or sand. Sticks tend to be too big.
My 4yo says she keeps candy in her candy pockets. I hope that remains the case long into adulthood.
For candies and cool rocks
For rocks.
Parent here.
I assume you they have goals.
Are they your goals? No. But they are goals.
Those keys on the counter? That dog food bowl? That magnet on the fridge? The poison under the sink? All goals
Also, cannot overstate how selfish you are for not letting them have ANY of the poison under the sink. Would be entirely justified to scream and cry until you learn how to share.
I mean chemical X was good for the powerpuff girls.
Ay but how did it fare for Mojo Jojo, or the Rowdy Boys? And we all know what happened to Bunny…
Clearly for rocks and acorns…
