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tired
been reading a new psych book
personal stuff below
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I’m kinda sad that my father was worse than I thought, at the same time it’s liberating to know it wasn’t me, also, I’m angry he interfered in my family relationships, telling people half truths and lies
story. When I lived in Europe I thought it might be nice to meet some relatives. I called an elderly aunt, my mother’s sister. I had never spoken to her in all my life, never exchanged a letter. She spent 30 minutes berating me for being a bad sinful person. She told me my father told her. I had no idea. After hanging up I cried.
25 years later I thought of this again. I had changed my mindset from my father was an inept communicator to seeing a pattern of him isolating his kids. Why? I think he was scared I would tell people what a shitty husband and father he was.
It seems like reading this book is a painful and useless exercise but I think it’s making me more secure in my self image.
Wonton soup please
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Something to wake me up, please. Please, oh please.
throws a weasel into your shower stall
That’ll do it! Thank you!
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When they say the secretary runs the office, the food truck runs the daily thread. xx bacon.
Superglue accident. Run out of nail polish remover. Time to commit crimes whist lacking fingerprints.
Nicoise salad please
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Crab Rangoon and a Mai Tai thanks
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Discussion thread? No, delicious thread
Sammy has realised there are many people in the streets outside who have not seen his anus. This must be rectified

This must be rectified
Rectumfied
A++ gold star
Sunning the taint is a legit yoga move.
During summer it’s how I start every day
Against the window? Noice!
Nah that blocks too much UVB radiation, I go down to the local park
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keeps the flies off ya
At work we’re constantly scrambling to try figure out where sales come from and what’s working. At Coffee I can send an email on a Sunday afternoon and see a day later that it made $2.5k.
Different contexts but it’s so interesting how different the two places are
Quiet here today, hope everyone got some sunshine and at least a little peace today. Night all!
Good night everyone, sweet dreams 😽
Breakfast for all! Bacon you are a genius.
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had such an early breakfast I was starving by 11, had a few bikkies with my decaf, they taste like burning








