A hamster sidekick is acceptable so long as their duties are limited to consulting, moral support, celebrations of deeds done and piloting very small vehicles. Tasty treats must be provided
-Mr Pebbles 2nd vice chair Hamster side kick union
The hamster also wants to be the one to press the red button.
I once watched a hamster die by aspiration, and another just kinda keeled over from the excitement at watching one of its housemates die. I don’t think hamsters are built for that life.
Ya, everyone knows that guinea pigs are the ones for shady shit.
REEEEEEE REEEE REEREEEEE
I had two hamsters. Bonnie and Clyde. Bonnie ate Clyde. Chewed through her cage, crossed a bedroom, chewed into Clyde’s cage, and ate him side first. Ate through her final cage, his ribcage.
You are not a ne’er-do-well with a hamster sidekick. You are a poor, manipulated human under the spell of an evil hamster.
A hamster is a perfect sidekick… Hamster style is the most dangerous of the kung fu styles…
Do you stick him up the ass of your enemies?
Because yeah, that’s probably not great.
Hamster: What are we going to do tonight /u/chimpingway?
/u/chimpingway: The same thing we do every night, Hamster: Try to take over the world.
I think he could find more information about hamsters on xhamster.com.
oh me folly! many penises!!
But more disappointingly, no hamsters.
Title of your sex tape
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