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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago
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  • cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz
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    15 days ago

    Never give up. I got my cert at 18 and it was the highlight of my life. Its worth every single one of those late night study sessions. Don’t let your dreams be memes!

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    Pete Davidson is worth 8 million. He’s not uber rich but he’s not just some guy.

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      He got that Saudi blood money.

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      All the women listed are considerably more rich.

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      AMD he’s got a magnum dong.

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      he’s also got drug abuse problems and serious mental illness that trigger the ‘i can fix him’ instinct

  • content_educator_94@thelemmy.club
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    I bet ol Pete can do the most drugs of anyone

    Except maybe Drug-Man

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Keith Richards is still alive, as is Johnny Depp

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        Keith Richards is still alive

        Alive, preserved, potato, potato

  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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    Kate beckinsale!? What the

  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    I’d forklift Pete Davidson with Ariana Grande.

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    He snagged them, but he couldn’t hold on to them. 🤭

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      Just like forklift certification. It must be renewed every 3 years.

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      Not as funny knowing he has borderline😔

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        borderline what

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          Map drawing skills. He can only find London and France.

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            You would think “border line disorder” would mean they would be unnaturally good at spotting and drawing lines along borders.

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            Oh shit I’m so sorry, damn…

        • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zip
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          Borderline personality disorder (BPD). Its a very hard condition to live with and very stigmatized, even within mental healthcare (some therapists refuse to see patients with BPD). I have a friend with the condition and I love her very very dearly; she works her ass off to manage the condition, which I imagine is a little easier now that she knows she has the condition and can understand a bit more what’s going on and what might be productive in improving things.

          The reason its relevant is that a large component of BPD is relational volatility. And additionally, an unstable or fluctuating sense of self, persistent feelings of emptiness, relational paranoia, intense emotions and difficulty regulating them resulting in emotional volatility, impulsivity, and higher risk of suicidality and other impulsive high risk coping strategies (dangerous driving, risky sex, self harm).

          Though in the perspective of my friend there are also other large components of the condition that are less often engaged with or discussed because they aren’t what affect other people, which she feels has been much of the focus in how people try to adress BPD, rather than the patient’s experience of distress, not all of which is relational. For example psychosis is very common in people with BPD but very rarely discussed. She has explained BPD as being, in some ways, like a cocktail mixture of other personality disorders.

          It’s also my understanding though, that when the patient is seeking to adress the condition (which is not always easy with personality disorders), BPD is very responsive to treatment, which is really cool :)

          https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disorder

          https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9005124/

          Please take all of this with several grains of salt, this is intended to be a rough overview because my love for my friend gives me an interest in talking about the condition compassionately, but I’m not a researcher or healthcare professional. I just care about my friend a lot, and much of the therapy I’ve done (DBT, dialectical behavioral therapy) was developed in part as a treatment for BPD

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            A friend of mine has that too. She’s sometimes a bit hard to be with, but knowing about the condition I try to tolerate it. And she’s definitely very impulsive at times, buying new things when she really can’t afford it.

            She hasn’t talked about it, but her arms have very clear scars from self harm.

            She’s been dating a good friend for almost a year now, and they seem to be doing well. Moved together a while back and the condition doesn’t seem to affect her, at least on the outside, as much as it probably could with a worse situation in life.

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            Yeah I’ve had friends who got their BPD under control and are awesome. On the other hand I have some mental scars that I’m working on in therapy from two people with it who fell for me.

            I think it’s important we be compassionate to folks with it, but also acknowledge the harm they often do before treatment. The volatility is brutal on both ends of it and can easily lead to them pressuring people into things they don’t want and other very damaging behaviors.

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        That’s awful. I truly hope he’s in a better place with that. It’s not easy to go through. I hope he gets the help he needs.

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        Dating someone with BPD is an absolute nightmare.

        God help you if you fall in love with them.

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          Hell, gods help you if they fall in love with you even if you don’t feel the same…

          Fortunately I have known some people with it who did the work in DBT and are awesome, but I’ve got plenty of mental scars from folks with it that didn’t.

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    15 days ago

    Isn’t the rumor that he’s got a huge wingdangdoodle?

    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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      Yes

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    I did watch Staplerfahrer Klaus, so I’m already halfway there.

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      You should also broaden your view with Elektriker Horst just in case

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      get the basics down first, smart move!

  • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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    I am forklift certified.

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I was, like 25 years ago. Pretty sure it’s expired now. Lol

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      What a lineup of hot dates you’ve had, eh? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink! Say no more! (Piped version).

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      I drive a forklift and am not certified. Are you gonna send the forklift authorities after me?

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s just a matter of tine before they catch you

      • Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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        https://youtu.be/CDnOSW8cHjE

      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
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        Not me, I’m anti-authority

      • ace_garp@lemmy.world
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        They comin’ to pick you up.

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          You can outrun them.

    • AgentSeven@lemmy.zip
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      We’re not worthy!

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.uk
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      Just as the prophecy foretold

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    2 of those girls are anorexic. Maybe he preys on highly insecure women?

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    Oh please, in the real pic he did not look like that. Thats the real one https://media1.popsugar-assets.com/files/thumbor/PcbQZKfhve_Xm1_BaWH3eF4jsfs/fit-in/1024x1024/filters:format_auto-!!-:strip_icc-!!-:watermark-!popsugar-watermark.png,-5,-5,0!-/2019/06/06/818/n/1922398/4d1e4846528cfe87_BGUS_1521094_001/i/Pete-Davidson-Kate-Beckinsale.jpg

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      I for the life of me don’t understand why people feel the need to edit photos for fake internet points.

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        Easily explained: for rhetorical effect and humour. Now, tell us why you feel the need to have a huge stick up your ass?

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          Ahh, thanks for explaining it. I wasn’t getting it until you showed up @jerkface@lemmy.ca

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            You say that as though you are being ironic, and yet everything in this thread supports the idea that you absolutely don’t get it. This is one of those rare cases of unintentional un-irony. Now, about that stick?

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              I’m saying that bcz i don’t care, and I’ve moved on with my life. You should too.

      • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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        Silly funny?

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          You could have literally posted the same thing without editing the photo.

          • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.worldOP
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            Thats not silly. This photo is funny. The added edit makes it more funny by adding silly. A big part of humor is usually hyperbole.

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              That picture wasn’t edited to drastically change his appearance.

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                You’re missing my Point

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                  No I’m not, you’re “meme” is just misleading. I don’t even know why I’m talking to you. Your comment history is insane, and all you do is argue with people.

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      he’s even paler in that one xD

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      Yeah, it is like they AI’d Eric Andre’s face onto that pic

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      still ugly asf

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        With a big hog.

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        I don’t know. I think she looks acceptable. ;)

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        You and Kate Beckinsale can giggle about it together after you guys fuck.

        Oh wait no… That was him not you.

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        Guys should take note, being yourself and even moderately goblinish can be hotter than being conventionally handsome, if you’re confident, and everyone thinks you’re well hung.

        One of them - I forget which, Grande? Admitted to pushing that rumor to make it harder for Pete in the future, as women would have such high expectations. And yes as someone on the bigger side, I will say, tell people it’s average and let them be happy surprised, rather than claiming it’s huge and being a letdown.

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      So, less crazy-drugged and more lich-drugged.

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      This pic is more funny. Extremes usually make things more funny.

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    This feels even more baffling than David Spade

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      Especially since he’s gay

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        Who is? Pete or David? Because I’m pretty sure it’s neither 🤣

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          Sorry, looks like I came from a parallel universe where David Spade is gay.

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            Just one of the many Mandela effects as the Matrix gets software updates (apparently from Microsoft employees). I saw the other day that Billy Idol is going to be in concert in my town coming up. I swear dude died on an airplane of cardiac arrest or something over a decade ago.

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            Is it better there?

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              Yeah, David Bowie was alive and Donald Trump wasn’t president. But I think I Slidered over here in early 2016.

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                I’ll give you a handie if you take me and my family back with you.

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                  You think I wouldn’t have already gone back if I could?

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                Slider reference? Sick!

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    Davidson supported Hillary Clinton in the 2016 U.S. presidential election, and on December 5, 2017, he wrote on his Instagram account that he got a tattoo on his leg of Clinton, whom he called his “hero”, a “badass”, and “one of the strongest people in the universe”. Clinton thanked Davidson, joking: “This makes it significantly less awkward that I’ve had a Pete Davidson tattoo for years.”

    Ok, Hillary. I’ll let you have that one.

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      Demonstrating that she even had a better sense of humor than HitlerPig.

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        To be fair, everyone does. I’ll never understand why people think he’s funny.

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          Only other cruel dickheads that like to punch down.

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        You’re still trying to make fetch happen, Gretchen?

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    Not gonna lie, he looks like one of the guys holding up cardboard signs at traffic lights.

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      Crack head chic

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    He looks like strung out JD from scrubs.

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