Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
I am once again reminded I lack an original thought
Same. Came here to drop this banger and I am gazumped by toast.
I mean, this is a quote from Conan the Barbarian, so it’s not an original thought for toast.
I will admit I could be misunderstanding something though.
Using it as a reference as a joke in this context was what I meant
Buttery toast
Gardening.
Walking my dog.
Shooting my guns.
Making up jokes about whatever the upsetting situation is.
This works well.
I love mocking billionaires in my YT videos, in part, because it is in fact cathartic.
Getting rid of stuff at the dump.
Making sense of disagreements with those I care about (even if it involves more arguing) and clearing the air/resetting the mood.
Music
Sad sad songs.
Boulder to Birmingham
Red dirt girl
Nick Drake song Road because he did not find a road to take him home.
Dancing can, if I feel free enough. Like going out dancing someplace.
Toss in Deja entendu by brand new some time. If you want a sad album it is like a soul dredge.
Eating good food.
And by good food, I mean food that is healthy for you and satisfying and novel enough that it causes the receptors in your brain to start firing off.
It’s a rare treat to find a place that even offers that.
The last time I went to Portland I stumbled across a restaurant called kebab and had Egyptian chicken kusharia and it was so good that it made my entire week. I’m still thinking about that chicken kusharia and that was back in April.
too much effort, just get me a sliggy instead
Violence & Physical activity to the point of exhaustion.
Working a heavy bag or chopping firewood are great examples.
Choppin’ wood SLAPS DUDE ITS SO GOOD
Deep-chested, full-volume, belt-it-out singing. Especially if it’s either super sad or very angry.
Recommendation: Brownie Mountain from Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job. It’s a melancholy anthem that rewards - and, in fact, requires - fully-commited vocals, while at the same time also being a song about accidentally eating a literally mountain-sized pile of brownies.
Surfing. Especially by myself.
Weeding the yard, one grass plant at a time
I had a neighbor who used a pair of scissors to cut his grass regularly. It wasn’t a big yard, maybe 12ft x 12ft, but he’d be out there all the time kneeling and trimming his grass.
One day I asked why he didn’t just use a mower, and he said it gives him a chance to get some time away from his wife lol
Haven’t thought of that dude in a long time.
Primal screaming in an enclosed space, like an elevator
Full-contact boffer fighting. Feels good man. I can only imagine what the Buhurt loonies get out of it.
Run up mountain! Run up mountain until brain not working and feel like vomit!












