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But that’s MORE embarrassing. He should have said “Bondage and sex stuff I use to masturbate with”… It’s less embarrassing.
I heard you the first time, goosey boy
Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.
Illusion! You don’t have time for my illusions, dad!
Or candy
Lol I’d believe it.
Now watch as a I make this string of beads disappear… and then REAPPEAR!
Like this?
This is pretty close to how some witchcraft was invented. “Why do you have a broom under your bed sheets?”
Didn’t they use them to jam herbs up their cooters and get high as giraffe balls?
It’s all good but what are those dice doing there?? Is he a closet Dungeon Master??
Search “sex dice”
