When I was in middle school we had a pull-up test in gym. First all the boys did theirs, then they had to leave and the girls did theirs. Nobody minded me staying because I couldn’t do one just like most of the girls.
I kind of giggled at this, not trying to put you down. I did like around 20-30 and I was like maybe I should stop. -_- I had a military style workout routine every day, not by choice. I don’t like to brag but just vent out the daily torture routine. I think it’s funny that the One Punch Man workout routine is, heh, like nothing.
I don’t like to brag
Hey now, no need to lie. If you had said it while appearing more honest, something like “I wanna brag, because I have put so much effort into this”, you might have gotten a better response. Now it just sounds like, you are bragging, and also a liar.
With all the experiences I’ve had in my life, some of them I wish I was lying about. I could have written I did 50 normal push ups, 50 knuckle pushups, 50 finger pushups, 25 one had push ups for each hand. I mean I could go on with the details of the routine. That would be bragging. All I was trying to get across was that it sucked. My friends were playing outside and there I was working out. I felt that it took away from my childhood. It’s not a brag to say that doing that shit everyday with gym in school, martial arts and track when all I wanted to do was play world of warcraft. To a certain extent, I want to stay anonymous with my posts, you don’t have to believe me.
Yeah, no, I did not mean to imply you did not do all that, that is a communication failure on my part. Just pointing out, that your wording about not bragging, made your message read as something else, than what you likely meant. Unintentionally failing at communication is a big issue online, and I often try to point out, where the miscommunication happened, so that can be avoided in the future. That does not save me too, from failing from time to time, though.
Take the W, OP.
Seriously, there’s still potential there.
Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or…?
There’s potential for friendship, but I have long hair and have since high-school. I hung out with girls and let them braid my hair and even put make up on me. Still got tons of tail at that time.
It’s almost like being a nice decent person gets you laid a lot.
This is it. Just hang out, relax, and have fun. Be a good dude and you will get laid. It helps that I grew up with sisters and hung out with them a lot.
Where I live is pretty much the opposite unfortunately.
Most girls here love criminals because they’re supposedly cooler and “more manly” and they have lots of (badly earned) money, and are also constantly red-eyed because of drugs.
I’d love to live where you live 😫
Just be a decent human being, nice and caring, and you’ll see, those “bad boy lovers” will disappear from your dreams!
I’m a 6’6’’ man, but I dream of being a 4’7’’ femboy.
Hey now dudes over 6 feet can be femboys too. Don’t let your height limit your possibilities, king (?queen).
But femboys aren’t girls. That’s literally their entire thing.
Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects
I was always “basically a girl” in a gir group. It’s great, i don’t even jnderstand what the problem is.
Vocabulary, mostly.
Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.
I’m pretty sure the lack of that is what gets you honorary girl status.
Did you know that sometimes girls have sex with each other too?
Sometimes people just fuck regardless of what the friend zone rules say.
Sounds like Anon doesn’t appreciate the fact that he’s part of an inclusive friend group.
“inclusivity” is like the antithesis of 4chan
fake: op talks to girls
gay: op is one of the girls
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon is presumably built like a twink
Or has egg vibes, and has been preemptively adopted by her soon-to-be girl gang.
Egg?
Basically, someone who hasn’t quite realized they’re not entirely cis yet. “I thought everyone had dreams of being a boy/girl.” “I don’t get all that upset when I’m mistaken for a guy/girl on the phone.” “I don’t really feel comfortable hanging out with other guys/girls. It feels boring.”
Stuff like that. Other trans people can (usually) spot an egg a mile away. But like everything else in queerness, it’s never cut-and-dry, black-and-white, easily defined. They could always just be comfortable enough in their birth-assigned gender to not give a shit, and that’s valid.
It’s considered rude to assign this trait to someone you know personally, and the topic is only broached if the person in question chooses to be vulnerable and ask you specific questions about gender. Otherwise, they are (as always) your friend first, and treating them with care and respect always comes first.
The typical protocol when one of your friends says or does something a little ‘eggy’ is to quietly notice it, treat it neutrally and passively, and not say anything for or against it. Let them figure things out on their own. If they are trans, they know they can ask you things. If they aren’t, then they’re just happy and comfortable being themself around you. In either case, it’s not a bad thing.
Non-binary/egg-gender
Is sperm gender also a term that’s used? Or only egg?
No.
Its a trans femme meme of “when am egg cracks a chick emrges”.
Or so the legends I saw.
Being one of the girls > being one of the guys
as an nb ambassador in the gender demilitarized zone it’s really crazy to me that people choose either/or
It’s something that other people chose for you, you don’t pick it yourself
it’s something you pick through your own behavior.
That’s kinda like saying you can pick your own nickname through behavior. Like, yeah, you’re probably never gonna get called big tuna if you never touch the stuff at the office, but not really
Not like that at all. I want to hang out with men and women so I make friends with men and women. I invite them to stuff and they invite me to stuff. Sometimes I go to hang out and it winds up being mostly or all men. Sometimes mostly or all women. It really doesn’t matter and the only thing that really makes the difference one way or the other is who is available at the time.
Avoid people who view their gender as an enclave cause they are for sure misogynist, misandrist, or both. Make yourself open to people who are more gender-agnostic if that term I just made up makes any sense.
It is a choice. You get to choose your friends. It’s not RNG.
Most of that is not especially relevant. Being one of the girls or one of the guys has nothing to do with gender as an enclave or misandry or whatever. Clicking with any group of people isn’t even guaranteed and you can absolutely hang out with a diverse mix of people and be considered one of either or one of both. But it’s up to the group and the group dynamics, not you.
Being annoying and pedantic is a pretty good way of never getting picked as either, though.
Don’t you see that what I’m getting at is that the entire concept of “one of the X” is weird and gross? Femaleness and maleness are not in-groups.
Fake: OP is >6ft tall. Gay: OP turned into a les(trans)bian.
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
Egg
I’m a straight
ish6’ dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.All you had to say was plumber. Pretty sure plumber - bigot = honorary lesbian
Wait, does that mean bigoted lesbians are dishonourable plumbers?
I don’t make the claim but the math maths
Ah, that’s the fisting part of girl’s night.
Is there a slur pass that he gets for that?
I’ll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing “female friend” in this case is simpler than explaining that “girl friend” is not his girl friend.
I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn’t let them.
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.
Really? I’ve always thought female as an adjective is completely normal. Using it as a noun (to describe women) is what’s weird.
