I dunno who all is actually putting on a costume to go out or stay in and hand out candy or whatever, but what’re your ideas? Bonus points for wordplay, visual puns, and topical references
I’ll share the low-effort one I thought of that inspired me to ask this, which to just write the number 4 in black marker on a white tee and go as a certificate authority, but I expect y’all to have better ideas.
My lowest effort was a white trash bag. I went as white trash.
2 ideas:
- chemtrail weirdo with a tinfoil hat
- drawing 4 rectangles in a grid like the Windows Logo. Scary shit man.
We have some favs that we will choose from that people might be inspired by. I assume we will either be Chucky and Tiffany or Wario and Waluigi. Another fav (but wed need to repurchase part) is a nun and an abortion doctor. Sister Abortia and Dr. Rip Lacenta we called ourselves. Happy Halloween to those who celebrate!!
The last idea is giving Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence but all of them sound fun — I love a couple’s costume.
We’re going Velma and Shaggy, mostly out of pragmatism.
Father Thyme with like 4 lbs (1.8144 kg) of thyme from my garden made into a ghillie suit.
Or I could use the basil bushes on a dragon or dinosaur costume and be a basilisk.
I have to trim probably 100 ft (30.48 m) of wisteria vines that I could make a swamp thing, Groot, or ent costume with.
Just came up with those because I realized I don’t have one and I have a lot of gardening to get done.
A Ninja costume but its the ones more by the kids in three Ninjas so you are a 90s Ninja.
Broke ass white guy.
I’m doing a couples costume as Kurt and Courtney
None. We don’t do Halloween.
I grabbed some vinyl and plain black shirts and printed Team Rocket shirts for my partner and I. We even have a ton of pokemon plushies to complete the fit.
I mean, I did have plans that have fallen through, but I did have a costume idea. Basically, all I needed was a long sleeve button up, some pants I could intentionally pyt some small holes/rips in, and some fake blood stuff for those.
My plan was wearing my fursuit head/paws/tail and being a killer anthro 3 eyed snow leapord.
But without any Halloween plans, I have zero incentives to pull it off. Especially since I get zero trick-or-treaters at my apartment. I just want an excuse to wear my suit a little more to get used to wearing it for extended periods of time outside of my home, but nooooooooo! Life says no Halloween plans for me!
I don’t really do that but I am meaning to have something this year with my face covered just to maximize the number of covered faces this holloween.
Go as the number 4, with a “Hello, my name is: CA private key” sticker
Slutty human.
Always in style
A few years ago my nephew wanted the whole family to dress up as the Mickey Mouse club house group and he assigned me to be Minnie Mouse. I built a costume from off the shelf clothing (and a set of ears). I’m going to wear it until he’s in high school at least.






