Oh glorious potato of power, lend unto me your wisdom and starch.
Potato of luck acknowledged
No famine please
Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.
Luck of the Irish
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
Potato will love you
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.
Got to love golden potatoes. So lucky and tasty.
Not ignoring it. Let’s see what happens.
Potato is love. Potato is life.
Potato recognizes potato 🥔
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
All glory to the hypnotato… of luck!
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
What good thing could happen on Sunday?
DJT RIP?
