I do that when I have to pee but don’t want to get up. Helps with keeping it in
If it was long enough, you could just tie it in a knot. 😆
That’s what my dad used to tell me.
Look, my having to check is a disability or something.
Built in stress toy
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
bag in one hand, sack in the other
With shrinkflation his sack was probably heavier.
If you have to ask that question, you ain’t got one. And if you don’t know why I’m sitting exactly like that right now, you ain’t never gonna understand.
Yeah that “no reason” is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That’s a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
I mean you don’t put our hand just into your waist band to ease chafing at the belt line?
Nobody’s going to ask for the sauce?
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HP, barbecue, tomato?
Washyoursister
Truffle mayo if you’re lucky
In this economy?!
…yknow, i think i only do this if i’m already naked? like when im in the shower or bed? otherwise i’m usually using both hands for smth
fun though
All Bundy taught us that.
How many touchdowns?!
4!
In a single game!
Lol yep I remember that.
Aren’t her fingernails a bit long to be hanging out down there?
She’s left handed and has fingernails like this:
Built in toy.
I can’t speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you’re not already aroused. I’ve seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
Wow genital mutilation sounds horrible. I can’t believe some countries still allow vasectomy.
It’s not mutilation if it’s done to a consenting adult. This applies to both vasectomies and circumcision. Sometimes there are medical reasons for either procedure.
Huh?
Man here: there’s a reason. There is a reason.
Two actually!
