The onion, obviously. I eat raw onion sometimes just because I want to. Eating a whole one wouln’t be awful.
You need to eat it as pictured, skin included
I mean, it’d be pretty bad but not
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bug guts
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violence in, violence out
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abomination
inre 2, they make this ointment you can lube up your bootyhole with so you don’t get taco butt. you gotta be fairly comfortable fingering your own bootyhole tho
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Witchetty grub!!!
We’re going to Bendigo Morty, eight days Morty
Goannae get me cuuuube, Mort-ee.
It’s not a witchety grub, it’s a cockchafer.
Yeah I looked it up, you’re right witchetty grubs are much fatter.
I’d eat all 4 lol
What is that 4th option?
Piss egg
For anyone wondering if real piss is involved, this is from the Wiki:
There is a misconception that century eggs are prepared by soaking eggs in horse urine, but this is not true. In Thai and Lao, the common word for century egg translates to “horse urine egg”, due to this misconception or due to the eggs’ ammonia odor:
Thai: ไข่เยี่ยวม้า [kʰàj jîaw máː] (RTGS: khai yiao ma)
Lao: ໄຂ່ຍ່ຽວມ້າ [kʰāj ɲīaw mâː]
This post was made by an extra terrestrial species to gather info how many humans would eat its offspring.
The question is at which % they deem humanity hostile and will destroy earth star destroyer fashion.
Im doing my part and would eat the alien egg 🫡
the yolk becomes dark greenish-grey in color, with a smooth consistency and strong flavor due to the hydrogen sulfide and ammonia present
Ah yes, the delicious smell of rotten eggs. One of those smells that a person wishes to never encounter again in their life after a single run-in with it.
i hate the smell of taleggio (it smells like stinky feet that then rotted) but damn i love its taste
This thread is making me think of durians.
The egg is better than it looks
I was trying to figure out why an avocado would look like that so thanks for clearing it up.
I couldn’t stomach a few bites of it. I don’t even consider myself particularly picky
From the wiki description it has ammonia in it though??
So do you.
Are you delicious, Meatwagon?
Depends on how you cook…
Aren’t we all
I’d eat it for free with soy sauce lol
For those curious, they’re preserved eggs, often sold at Asian groceries. You might also find them in the form of an appetizer at an authentic Chinese restaurant
Ah, they never said whether we can cook them or not. So I’m taking some sautéed onions on a bbq
Combine all 4 and you have a nice spicy dish.
I was going to ask "if we eat all 4 can we get $4 million?
Same. Hell, I wouldn’t mind eating it raw; I like onion, but a whole one at once might be a bit much, so if I can spread it over a couple of hours then it’s easy enough. Although, for 1mill USD I can manage in about 5 minutes, but I could do it for A LOT less. 100$, maybe?
If I get to roast it, I don’t need to be paid. It’s free food.
i can do the entire onion pretty easy if i mix it with a bunch of tomato, cilantro, tomatillo, assorted peppers, lime, salt, and some tortilla chips
Even raw, anyone should be able to choke down one onion
Nice, 3 million for me. Might try the pepper, after I’ve had the other three, just to see what it’s like.
How was the egg?
It tastes like an eggy egg. If you like the taste of eggs, you would like the century egg. Its also not eaten whole like this, its usually cut up and added to congee.
if i only tolerate the taste of eggs, should i skip it?
If you only tolerate eggs and do not like them I would not recommend anything that tastes like more egg than an egg.
maybe the problem is that my eggs don’t have enough egg per egg
Don’t know yet, haven’t had it.
Two good choices… I don’t know if I should go with the grub or the century egg… 🤔
$1 Million dollars is a lot of money and with these options you’re risks are: overdoing a pleasant snack (onion), discovering a new delicacy (century egg), an unpleasant flavor and texture (grub), or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).
For $100, none of these are worth it unless we’re allowed to prepare them in some sort of dish. For $1000, I’ll eat a raw onion. For $10,000, anything but the grub, even all three.
For $1 Million? I’ll eat all four of these, raw (possibly wriggling), and ask for seconds, if required. I’d be a fool to do otherwise.
Would eat the onion for a 100, rest for 1000
When it comes to really hot peppers, its more than the pain going in. They strike again on the other end. I didn’t think about that the first time I ate a ghost pepper and then spent the next day roaming around Washington DC.
For me it’s the heartburn and the hiccups. My mouth and anus can take the hottest peppers in the world, the rest of me really can’t.
Oof. I can’t imagine that kind of heartburn. I’ve only had normal hb once from too many chicken wings but I do remember feeling like my stomach was empty all day even after eating food. It made me feel a bit weak for several hours.
False. Any dollar amount over like $20 and the onion is a good choice unless you must eat the skin. In which case IDK a hundo is probably sufficient.
or like twenty cumulative minutes of fiery pain (carolina reaper).
For a single reaper, sure. For the entire container of them that’s probably at least the rest of your day ruined.
What in the fuck is the thing in the bottom right?!
I believe it is a “century egg” and despite the shocking appearance I have heard they are quite tasty. Basically eggs that are preserved with an alkaline substance.
They’re really good with chinese vinegar and a little bit of laoganma.
Im not following any trend from the botfarm site
What do you mean?
Its from reddit, an old website that has since lost its userbase and authenticity, replaced by both commercial and political psyops. I view most things sourced from that website as malicious or harmful.
Is that a century egg? I’d eat that. Been wanting to try one actually. I hear they’re tasty af.
Can I do all of them and get $4mil? 😂
I have eaten 2 of the four already. Where’s my money?
