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I chose butt sex over being tate
What dick? Either he has no penis or his tuck game is on point.
“Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.”
Notice that he also said he “has” 33 cars, not “owns”. Because it turns out, he just rents the luxury cars he flaunts on social media.
I think you vastly overestimate him. Surely this subtle difference in the wording goes well over his head
Its crazy to me that this is a real profitable business. Some of these leases only allow you to drive the car like 40 miles a year. You don’t even get to enjoy the car itself, just paying like a mortgage+ a month to lean on a car to look cool lol
Redlining a rented heap in your driveway for hours every day adds no miles.
all the transfemmes jealous of his tucking technique, till they find out that hes not tucking at all…
What abusing testosterone supplemets does to one.
Isn’t touching yourself considered “gay” by their standards? So why not just go whole hog (pun intended) and wash it too?
I don’t think he’s concerned with being seen as gay. Just look at how he dresses.
His words are he doesn’t want to be considered feminine so I think he’s more worried he’s not a mans man enough. He wants people to know hes not a sissy he only wants masc on masc, full musk, rough trade gay sex. Full tom of Finland type shit, I’m gonna dock my hog in your bigger hog.
I think submissive bottoms naturally get insecure sometimes and want to feel big too.
That never occurred to me. Good insights. Either way, bro needs to shower with soap.
Sense we are already here, I think we need to push the idea of guys shaving their asshole too.
Its not because you are presenting it, it doesn’t have to be gay. Its just soooo much easier to wipe and not have to worry about Klingons. You don’t have to brag to everyone about it, or go out of your way to show it off, so I really don’t understand the issue.
wouldn’t it be the opposite? Uteri clean themselves in the form of periods
How any human sees this and thinks “wow, this is a male individual I’d likely take to my bed to copulate with” is way waaaaaaay beyond me.
They don’t have to think that when he doesn’t factor in consent.
I mean, the women don’t/didn’t. He was running visa and passport scams and forcing women to stay with him. It’s why he’s in jail.
I know, I know. It was just a reflexion. I simply can’t understand how he (and whoever follows him) thinks this is in any way desirable.
“I’ve given every woman/girl I’ve ever raped a yeast/bladder infection because I don’t wash properly.”
I assume that loser doesn’t have consentual sex.
Oh, you don’t have to assume with Andrew Tate, he’s wanted for sex trafficking. (Already locked up even?)
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How is this the post that I find out Patrick Stewart died at the end of last week.
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What a terrible day to be literate.
That’s parody, isn’t it? It must be.
Has to be fake, he’s an idiot but is he that much of an idiot?
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He’s gonna get a yeast infection
that poor yeast…
I think you’re overestimating him
Yes.
If your homie doesn’t have a stinky swamp pit that he scratches and lets you sniff… Then what do you live for?
Dude probably shits in the shower. Guess he’ll have a fun time with his kinks in prison.
Sometimes, you just gotta waffle stomp. /s
For someone who’s supposedly super-rich, super-popular with women, and has access to numerous actual sex slaves … why does he need to jerk himself off in the morning? He can’t find anyone willing to do it for him?
Fuck, man. I’m dirt poor and socially awkward, and my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?
my GF sucked me off this morning. Am I the real ‘alpha’?
I think according to the Romans your girlfriend would be the alpha? If I’m remembering correctly I think it was looked down upon to be receiving sexual favors, but not giving sexual favors? So I vote your girlfriend is the alpha.
Hm… Alright, I think I can live with that.
Well that’s prob for the best. Alternatively if we’re being thematic, I think you have to find another person to suck off if you really wanted the title of alpha. And as we already established, the boys are not doing well, so it would probably be a hassle.
Nope. Actually the reverse, the fucked one is gay. Not the one who does the fucking. Conversely, making someone “submit” to pleasing you sexually, is manly. Doing that for someone else, isnt.
But i see you already went with your more imaginative version in the other comments 🫠
Idk, I think it boils down to one question. Do you give a blowjob, or do you receive one? Hard to be domineering when your privates are at the mercy of someone else’s teeth.
Pretty sure it was the other way around. It also wasn’t gay if you topped.
Depends on who you think is in charge of a blowjob. I for one think it’s the one who has the ability to chomp down on your sensitive bits.
Thats definitely not how the Romans saw it though. And it’s not the way it works in modern society usually either. Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act. Roman poets also used to basically have rap battles or diss poems with eachother, and one of the most famous ones starts with the line “I will face-fuck and sodomize you”. Fucking someone in the mouth was considered a dominant act, and there were a lot of power dynamics in their society that would have made it a really bad idea for anyone on the receiving end to ‘chomp down’ in most cases.
Giving a blowjob is almost always a submissive act.
Maybe if you don’t have the heart of a champion.
The funny part is not being able to tell if this is fake or not
That’s it, just shut down the internet. The experiment has failed.
We really do need a .hack// style Pluto’s Kiss to wipe everything
In the Cyberpunk timeline, Bartmoss would have already crashed the first net by now.
This is what the time travelers tried to fix when they came back, unfortunately they returned to the Idiocracy time line and couldn’t get the time masheen working right.
Without the Internet, I wouldn’t know to hate this moron
I already agree the experiment has failed Harry, you don’t have to sell it to me.
OK.
Because you wouldn’t be aware of him, or because you think we wouldn’t know to find this disgusting without some kind of groupthink?
The former
Gotcha. Sometimes tone and context can be tricky in text.
Obviously the former.
Without the internet this moron would have a splash radius of maybe three short city blocks.
If we drop him from high enough, he still can
Now there’s an xkcd I’d like to see
Can we just exterminate him and get it over with?
