I don’t usually expect sexual innuendos at the pump.
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Buddy found the symbols layer ln the label maker.
They should’ve written “push me harder~” on the label
What an interesting study in punctuation.
Where do I put these???)))(((…//“”"
Put your back into it.
I’ll be going to a different gas station, thanks.
These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize “Pumping”, “Push” and “Nozzle” but not “if”? What’s the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn’t even a question.
with Grammar skills, like THAT you could Easily(!!) Become:PRESIDENT!!!


