Do you like cheese?
Yes.
Do you like kittens?
YES! love them.
Why would you want to do that?
Why not?
God fucking dammit.
You do like snakes?
Yeah! I think they’re cute.
What are the three things you would never do, even for money?
- Kill someone
- become on of those right wing grifters
- Become a “cancelled” stand up comedian.
How many meals have you eaten, as an estimate, in your lifetime?
I would guess 200,000.
Average Health Insurance CEO
If you had to choose between shooting Hitler or 100 kittens, which would you shoot?
Hitler.
You awful, awful person.
What was your last web search?
“Who is Barry Keoghan”
Favourite Saturday morning cartoon villain?
I don’t know any.
I am irrationally angry.
What’s your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?
Seems confusing.
Damn, I don’t even need to edit to make you look bad.
I’m not american.
Which industry do you work in?
Which is better hugging a kid or playing with a cat?
Playing with a cat.
You’re so reasonable!
What is the biggest faux pas on a date, in your opinion?
what’s your favorite meal?
Pizza
You mentioned you’re not from the US, how do people feel about Donald Trump where you are?
They all universially think he’s crazy. Except for the 13 - 16 age group.
