Looks like an elderly woman who’s boobs have migrated South to the belly
The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?
The President is behind him too. I don’t like either of them, but I can see why people would want to take a picture.
sorry, I see you’ve made a typo there. The president is the man in black in the front of the photo, the one behind him is just a dog
I don’t understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.
A saxophone at least.
Is he on hrt?
Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone
Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?
Not unless it’s fleshy.

Maybe it’s sub-dermal. that’s the sort of thing our planet’s finest mind would do. What a gift to mankind he is.
He’s the most frumpy looking dude on earth
He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy…
He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing…
It’s uncanny. The pose is spot on. I assumed someone had shopped this to look like that on purpose.
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
A shit brickhouse is the opposite term where I’m from.
That works too!
He looks like a broiler chicken.
The butt implants were a mistake.
I don’t know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
He is also high as fuck at this event, dragging of his kids around.
What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.
He’s wearing some type of corset, and his grossness is eternal
That’s what you get with steroids ans no sport.
a lot of things about this picture look fake
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.




