- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
We met here on Lemmy, of all places, believe it or not (sorry fellas, lol). I’ve never had communication so effortless. It’s like she already knows exactly what she wants to say as soon as I finish my thought (sometimes before, that’s how you know)!
After being jerked around so much over the years, I think this might finally be the one.
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“Not gonna be active on Fediverse tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t PM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because i’ll be with the girl (again I don’t expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Fediverse degenerates (because i’ll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)”
New pasta arrived
Praise His Noodliness for his great beneficence!
kind of. the fediverse version of the discord copypasta.
I don’t understand. 😵💫
Why do you look like a stock image
Headshot from years ago/furthered the joke by matching my profile picture.
BUT since you asked: my favorite part about it is that I’m not wearing any pants, but nobody knoooows. Seriously, I wasn’t wearing pants. And I was sitting on a crappy futon. But whatever gets me jobs, I guess.
i have you tagged as “not wearing pants”
Very dapper stock image despite the lack of diaper
Your futon would likely be less crappy if you wore pants. I mean, if you’re gonna have a blowout, might as well do it on something you can throw in the wash.
but nobody knoooows.
Nobody used to know.
I mostly just think it’s funny to use it professionally for that reason. But I ultimately don’t really care.
We will forget this fact by tomorrow, but it’ll be immortalised on the web of the fediverse
I’ll try to remind you.
Which means nobody knows.
I just realised that was Nicole and the joke went right over my head
I wouldn’t hire anybody with a terrible futon, good call cropping it out.
Downvoters are just jealous!
I get it. It’s nice to finally remember what this feels like after everything. Finally something solid to hold onto.
No, it’s just in the wrong sub, downvoters are objectively correct.
No no no nO not th fedicerse chick :sob:
I’ve got so many messages from her too. Strangely, it’s always a very similar picture that looks like her laptop got hacked.
Everyone wants to hack fedi-chica.
lol jealous much?
Hey why are you talking with my girlfriend?? Her name is Nicole from Toronto isn’t it?
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No, you fuck off I’m going to talk to her right now
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Hey, buddy? You need a tissue? Or, like… a bandaid?
Tourniquet?
Always tourniquet the neck, I say. Fastest way to stop the screaming. Bleeding stops pretty quick afterwards, but it’s a shoehorn for the screaming.
I see what you’re trying to do. But honestly, her past is none of my business. I’m focused on our future together.
Something tells me that Nicole is monkey-branching…
Is that where your wishes are misinterpreted in some ironic tree-based twist?
No, it’s getting in a new relationship before leaving the previous one.
I dated her for a bit… Somehow I never actually saw her eyes
She’s shy.
They’re a beautiful shade of AI.
Am I missing something here?
There was a spam bot on the fediverse using this (the woman’s) image and the name Nicole, it would tell you that you could call her “The Fediverse Chick”.
Still is.
The picture on the right is used in a commom spam message on the fediverse. I have no idea what the author of the spam is even trying to do with it, but I’ve received it from a couple of different accounts
I guess after messaging thousands of people someone’s bound to reply lol
Are we dating the same fediverse chick?
One girl… One fedi
Considering the nature of the Fediverse, it would make sense when the Fediverse Chick is the online manifestation of the Omni Girlfriend.
She is just federated.
I kind of recognize her… who was she?
Edit: Oh shit the spammer that’s DM’d me… that’s why. I blocked her right after I got the mail so I forgot about it.
Nicole, my girlfriend.
She spammed me first!
[X] Doubt
No me!
She was staring into my eyes in the live video group! She wants me!!
And mine.
Whoa, send proof you bastard. I have COUNTLESS love letters from her!
You send proof first. She wouldn’t cheat on me for someone like you!
This post is my proof! Ivanafterall is my alt, i’m the one actually in the picture. Source: Trust me 😎
I’m pretty sure the spammer is using a screenshot from one of Ro Randin’s videos. Worth checking out the channel if you haven’t, they make great videos.
I thought me and Nicole had something special. Nooooooo. Now what will I do.
I can’t believe she cheated on me, i’ll report you to the LW admins ):<
This is an incredible shitpost. Every lemmy-specific meme so far has felt forced and lame but this one is a thing of beauty.
It was generated organically and heavy users know where it is from haha
Is this an AI thing? It’s an AI thing, isn’t it.
Edit: oh, just some normal bot I guess. I got the implication this was someone they were actually video chatting with.
normal bot
Are you suggesting there are abnormal, or even paranormal bots? 😱
Hatman bot is watching you sleep…
My esteemed @Lemminary@lemmy.world, we’ve got much more options than that.
Has anyone actually messaged this “person”? I assume this is some kind of scam but I am always curious where they go and how they work. But not enough to investigate personally.
I messaged them the first time I got a message, back before anyone else had ever posted about it. I’ve gotten a few random DMs from confused people not familiar with how this site works, and just assumed it was one of those.
They didn’t respond back though, and then I started seeing others posting about it. They also keep making new accounts to spam the same exact message. I keep blocking and reporting them, and I’ve still gotten 3 more just this week.
Huh, wonder what the scam is?
If the image has a unique name or unique-combination of images sent to any one user and is hosted on a server that the sender controls — haven’t checked — it could be an attempt to deanonymize Threadiverse users by getting their IP addresses.
For example, say tal@lemmy.today gets https://imagehost.com/girl34720.jpg and https://imagehost.com/girl83710.jpg.
The server can see the IP address of the client that loaded the images. The attacker knows that only tal@lemmy.today received that combination. Now the attacker knows tal@lemmy.today’s IP address.
Lemmy proxies access to embedded images
…
But do the other frontends also do this?
EDIT: I checked and the embedded image points to an uploaded image, however it’s hosted on another known instance (
https://lemmings.world/pictrs/image/1936a27f-ff82-4ec9-9da4-2942c21ad54a.png). This means that they can’t get people’s IP’s using it unless they control the instance. The other links don’t include any identifiers either.
Wait, this an inside joke? Who is she?
It’s a DM spammer bot.
It’s
aour DM spammer bot.ftfy.
Why spam if you’re not going to follow up though
The DM I got had external links, so that’s probably the goal. They’re too cheap to setup a DM chat bot apparently.
The first message I got I asked if I knew them and got zero response.
Maybe it’s not a conventional scam but just a way to get followers.
